Advice
Doody-Bound
I like to offer “Don’t have sex!” as a form of practical advice — usually just as I’m getting into my flying car.
Autumn Equinox, the Peace Equation & Virgo New Moon
Sunday is the UN International Day of Peace. Monday is Autumn equinox as Sun enters Libra (Right Relations with all of life). The Soul Year now begins.
The Revolution Must Be Different
The Aries Moon will be here late Wednesday and Thursday. We think new thoughts and initiate new ideas. Sun in Virgo with Saturn in Scorpio help disciples to create orderly structures to anchor and bring forth new ideas.
Whoa Is Me
You lost your girlfriend and were thinking, “At least I have my job.” Then you lost your job and were thinking, “At least I have my confidence.” Whatever happens, don’t say, “At least I have my penis.”
Beard-Death Experience
Nobody wants to be the one to tell a guy that his attempted sexy-man scruff is a ringer for a Hobbit’s feet or plant life struggling up after a nuclear winter.
Under the Light of the Full Moon
We must be patient Thursday, Sept. 4 – we may experience limitation and restraints, feeling we haven’t done or said enough. Carefully think through ideas before explaining.
Burning Man, Mercury Enters Libra & Labor Day
It’s the week of Burning Man, the temporary intentional alternative community on the playas of Nevada.
MP3's A Crowd
Desperation is always so sexy — like Abraham Lincoln in a lime-green mankini.
Strengthening the Hands of the New Group of World Servers
Friday night begins our time under Virgo, sign of the Madonna gestating a new state of awareness for humanity. Virgo is also Ceres, mother of Persephone descending underground when autumn
Under New Anger Management
In touch football, you’re only supposed to put a hand or two on another player — as opposed to, oh, tearing out his soul with your bare hands, grinding it into a fine powder, and sprinkling it on your cornflakes.
