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His Back To The Wallet

By Amy Alkon My girlfriend of a year is enormously wealthy and very generous. Despite my protestations, she loves buying me nice clothes and other gifts, and appears to expect

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Unlucky In Shove

“In love, it’s the little things that count, like keeping your boyfriend’s food warm while he’s in your closet talking to another woman.” By Amy Alkon My husband was a

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The Son Almost Never Rises

By Amy Alkon Two years ago, after dating a wonderful lady for a year, I married her and moved in with her. The problem is her 23-year-old son. He lives

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The Happiest Place on Girth

By Amy Alkon I started taking medication that makes me fat — about 80 pounds overweight, which is a lot on a 5’7” female frame. Cutting calories and exercising will

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Jenny From The Blocked

By Amy Alkon I appreciate that you tell it like it is instead of telling people what they want to hear. I heard you on the radio saying that an

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The Sorrow And The Pretty

Do men in troubled relationships often seek someone to give them a nudge to get out? I often attract these men, some of whom I suspect just want a backup

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The Way Of The Nailgun

My boyfriend of four years is a wonderful man who makes me incredibly happy. He was there for me throughout my breast cancer, making me feel sexy, beautiful and loved.

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The Call Of Doodie

“Yeah, I know, according to The Beatles, “love is all you need,” but they forgot the small print: This is only true of people who are not suffering from sleep

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Four Wettings And A Funeral

By Amy Alkon My hubby and I had our first child last year, and we’re so happy and proud to be the creators of the most adorable creature either of

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I Got Spew, Babe

****Drop Quote: “The notion that it’s morally bankrupt to refrain from chasing a man is an idea out of some future gender-neutral utopia where everyone wears “Star Trek” uniforms, eats