Advice Goddess
Beating Them About The Head With A Shtick
By Amy Alkon I’ve always made people laugh with my self-deprecating humor, but I was complaining about not having much luck with the ladies recently, and my buddy told me
Ennui Go!
“…Expressions of appreciation seem to keep a relationship alive, keeping partners from taking each other for granted and feeling taken for granted.” By Amy Alkon My girlfriend and I love
Malcolm In The Mid-Life
By Amy Alkon When I turned 50, my doctor prescribed me “male enhancement pills” (just so I could be more like the old me in bed). I recently started dating
Is There An Eco In Here?
By Amy Alkon I’m a pretty green gal. I ride my bike to work, grow vegetables, compost, use reusable bags, containers and cloths, only eat sustainable foods. You get the
Tail From The Crypt
By Amy Alkon I’ve been with my boyfriend for two years. I do have trust issues, having been cheated on in past relationships. My boyfriend’s best friend of six years,
Smells Like Libertine Spirit
By Amy Alkon I got involved with my co-host on my Web show — a woman in an “open relationship” with her live-in boyfriend of two years. Things were light
When You Wish Upon A Sleeze Bucket
By Amy Alkon I was seeing a guy for four months — a guy I liked better than I’ve ever liked anyone. Two months in, he was calling me his
Will You Flash Mob Me?
“Although the trend toward extreme proposing is surely the love child of reality TV and social media, it has something in common with the mythic quest — an epic mission
Stammer Time
I can’t talk to really pretty girls. If I’m talking to a girl I’m not that interested in or a dude, I’m golden. But if I’m attracted to a girl,
The Math To True Love
“Women value men who don’t seem to be living by others’ dictates — men who are spontaneous and fun and don’t have a faraway look in their eyes because they’re
