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Charmin School and To The Better End

Charmin School Yesterday, my roommate picked up some household supplies (toilet paper, sponges, etc.) and asked me to split the cost. I’ve bought plenty of household supplies in the two

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Talons Show and Loathe Actually

Talons Show Women are so mean. I’m the new girl at work, having started my job two weeks ago. Yesterday, I had a date after work, so I wore my

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The Nobel Savages

Heart Of Barkness My friend recently bought a $3,000 labradoodle but refuses to pay to get it trained. The dog is really badly behaved. Whenever I bring up the need

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Ghoul, Interrupted and Keepin’ It Revealed

Ghoul, Interrupted A good friend’s mom just died. Out of nowhere, he told me that his mom never liked me very much. Frankly, the feeling was mutual, but I of

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Camera and Between A Lock And A Hard Place

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Camera I have a new roommate, and she’s uncomfortable with the cameras in the common areas (living room and kitchen). This became an issue for her after

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Baby Got Backup and The Truth Fairy

Baby Got Backup I’ve been dating this really great woman for three months. She’s just decided that she needs to be single right now, despite our forming a pretty strong

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Spurning Curve

Spurning Curve I was feeding my meter the other day, and this guy started chatting me up outside his store and got me to take his number. He seemed sweet,

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Vicious Recycle and Driving Miss Crazy

Vicious Recycle I’ve started dating a guy that an estranged friend of mine was engaged to and dumped 25 years ago. She completely broke his heart. She’s been engaged eight

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Once Upon A Crime and My Fare Lady

Once Upon A Crime I’ve been with my boyfriend for nine years, and I’m still pissed off about stuff from like five years ago. I don’t know how I remember

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A Labor Of Leave and Fade To Bleh

A Labor Of Leave I haven’t had sex since my last breakup, and I’m all lusty. I really like this guy, but he seems to have some intimacy issues. We