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Baptism By Liar and Done Juan

Baptism By Liar I was talking with this guy whom I’ve known for over six years who lives a plane ride away. It was late at night on a weekend,

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The Heart Is A Clonely Hunter and Groundhug Day

The Heart Is A Clonely Hunter I’ve heard that we’re romantically attracted to people who look like us. Is that true? I don’t think any of my boyfriends have looked

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The Pathogen Of Least Resistance

I live with my girlfriend, who’s really picky about how clean and tidy the house has to be. God forbid I put a bowl on the dish rack that isn’t

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Sotally Tober and A Body At Rust

Sotally Tober I spent years on and off drugs and alcohol, but I’ve been sober for six years. I’m just not the same self-centered immature brat I was. Last week,

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Sister Knives and As Fade Would Have It

Sister Knives My sister dates super hot guys, but she’s always telling me that looks aren’t what matter and I should go for a man who’s stable and reliable. Is

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Having It Tall And Meek My Day!

Having It Tall I’m a 6’2” woman. What’s the ideal way for me to respond when people (almost always men and total strangers) ask, out of the blue, “How does

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Tales From The Lopside

My boyfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship (for almost four years) that works very well, talking daily and seeing each other every two months. The problem is that

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Pimp My Rite And Tents Situation

Pimp My Rite My boyfriend dumped me and moved out of our place. I’m on the lease and can’t afford to break it, but it still feels like “our place,”

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Twisted Sisterhood and Coy Story

Twisted Sisterhood I’m a grown woman in the middle of a feud between two of my female friends. They’re both complaining to me, and I’m just responding “uh-huh” to give

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Rags Against The Machine And Eye Will Always Love You

Rags Against The Machine I’m a slim woman in my early 40s — successful in my field — and I am always in jeans, a vintage ripped t-shirt, and boots.