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Crone’s Disease and Worst-Chase Scenario

Crone’s Disease I’m a straight single woman nearing 50. My best friends are a lesbian couple. I’m going to get some nonsurgical skin tightening on my face, and they got

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Between A Squawk And A Hard Place And Fairy Bail Romance

Between A Squawk And A Hard Place I’m a 32-year-old gay man, and my boyfriend of three years sometimes vents to his friends about our relationship. I feel a little

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A Hard Yuk Story And A Scar Is Born

A Hard Yuk Story I’m a 34-year-old struggling comic. My girlfriend is a 29-year-old children’s therapist. We’ve been together for a year. She wants to move in with me, wants

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Youth Hostile

Youth Hostile I’m a 35-year-old woman who’s been married for a year to a 70-year-old man. My husband’s closest female friend is also one of his exes. He’s known her

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No Girls Aloud and What’s Not To Lick?

No Girls Aloud I’m a female comic, so being smart and funny and having a strong personality is basically my job, as well as who I am. A friend had

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Eat, Gray, Love And The Bedder Business Bureau

Eat, Gray, Love I am almost 50 but look much younger, and I’m noticing that a number of the guys who are pursuing me are in their early 30s. I’m

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America’s Next Top Remodel

America’s Next Top Remodel I’m seeing so many women on Instagram who’ve had themselves made over to be super hot through cosmetic surgery and injectable fillers. They all have the

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Care Bare and Bad Stare Day

Care Bare I’m dating this new woman. I like her a lot, but she keeps complaining that I still have pictures of my ex-girlfriend on my wall, saying that it

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Areola 51 And A Czar Is Born

Areola 51 A lot of women are posting pix of themselves on Instagram in very skimpy attire. I don’t feel comfortable doing that (though I’m in great shape), because I’m

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Cling Kong

Cling Kong My girlfriend of three years recently took a trip home for a weekend wedding. Before she left, I asked her, “Can you set my expectations as to how