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Clone Shark and Gloom With A View

Clone Shark I’m a gay man. I was in a relationship with my ex for about three years. We’re on good terms and hang out as friends. He recently started

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Opener Sesame!

Opener Sesame! I’m a single woman. I’d love to get into a relationship. Often, when I’m at a bar, I see a guy I’d like to chat up, but I

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Adultery Swim and Best Of Reflux!

2B Or Not To Be This guy recently moved into my apartment building, and we seem to have a spark. I’d like to go out with him. However, because we

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Adultery Swim

Adultery Swim I started seeing a guy whose previous relationship ended because he cheated. He insists he really learned his lesson and would never do it again. Should I trust

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Complain Crash and Legally Bland

Complain Crash My 22-year-old son’s new girlfriend is extremely pretty. She has a great figure and dresses to show it off, so I understand the attraction. However, she’s also spoiled,

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Meet Joe Beige And Dawn Of The Dad

Meet Joe Beige I’ve been dating this guy for a month. Things with him are really average. However, we met through a mutual guy friend, and I’m actually really into

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Callous In Wonderland

At family gatherings, my sister-in-law makes critical remarks about my appearance, like my shirt’s very low-cut or I might want to lose weight before wearing the dress I have on.

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Bored Walk Empire and Wane’s World

Bored Walk Empire Why am I only attracted to unattainable guys? As soon as men express interest in me, I lose interest in them. How do I break this cycle?!

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Grisly Bare

I hooked up with a really good friend a few times. We both agreed to forget about it to preserve our friendship, but he’s been really distant. I don’t want

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Business Whirled

Flee Infestation Disturbingly, I’ve had two close female friends “ghost” me in five months. I’ve known each for 15 years. (They don’t know each other, and one lives out of