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Meet Joe Backup

The guy I’m seeing is super attentive and affectionate when we’re together, but then he always falls off the grid. He’ll wait weeks before texting me to make plans again,

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Joan of Arctic

I’m a 54-year-old woman, married for 21 years to a pretty decent guy. When our now-18-year-old son was little, my husband completely ignored Mother’s Day for maybe six years. Once,

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Kick The Hobbit

Kick The Hobbit My 23-year-old nephew is a nice guy, a college grad with a good job who’s a loving pet owner. The women in the family love his ironic

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Real Houseknives

Real Houseknives I was dismayed at how off-base you were when I read your response to a woman wanting to give her female friend advice to stop her from dating

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Womb With A View

Womb With A View My friend constantly talks to me about her baby on the way and asks me to help her pick out furniture and clothes for it. This

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Catty Litter

Catty Litter I’m a woman who just turned 30, and so is my best friend, who just got out of a three-year relationship. She’s now on the rebound hard — hitting on

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The Devil Eats Purina

The Devil Eats Purina My girlfriend got a dog six weeks ago — a Chihuahua. I don’t hate the dog, but I’m not wild about him. I’ve almost stepped on

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MC Yammer

MC Yammer My friend won’t stop talking about her new crush, and it’s driving me up the wall. I was annoyed, but now I’m getting increasingly angry, and I don’t

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide

Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hide I’m a 30-year-old gay man with a new boyfriend. He is a total social butterfly: the kind of person who shows up to a bar

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Blurt Force Trauma And Bleachable Moments

Blurt Force Trauma I became friends with this awesome guy who moved into my apartment complex. I can tell that he’s into me, but he’s not my type at all.