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Smells Like Quarantine Spirit and Trial By Fireworks

Smells Like Quarantine Spirit I started seeing a guy right before quarantine. In fact, we’ve broken quarantine a lot to be together at his place. I really like him, but

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The Son-In-Law Also Rises and Haunting License

The Son-In-Law Also Rises I’m meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time (for dinner at their house), and I’m absolutely terrified. Is there a way to win them over?

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Along Came Pawly

Along Came Pawly I’ve been married for two years to a woman whose sister is extremely manipulative. She finds reasons to touch me inappropriately — for example, “Your hair is

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When Harem Met Sally And Comparison Chopping

When Harem Met Sally My ex just started dating a female friend of his. When we were together, I always worried about the chemistry I felt they had, and it

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Clone Shark and Gloom With A View

Clone Shark I’m a gay man. I was in a relationship with my ex for about three years. We’re on good terms and hang out as friends. He recently started

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Opener Sesame!

Opener Sesame! I’m a single woman. I’d love to get into a relationship. Often, when I’m at a bar, I see a guy I’d like to chat up, but I

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Adultery Swim and Best Of Reflux!

2B Or Not To Be This guy recently moved into my apartment building, and we seem to have a spark. I’d like to go out with him. However, because we

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Adultery Swim

Adultery Swim I started seeing a guy whose previous relationship ended because he cheated. He insists he really learned his lesson and would never do it again. Should I trust

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Complain Crash and Legally Bland

Complain Crash My 22-year-old son’s new girlfriend is extremely pretty. She has a great figure and dresses to show it off, so I understand the attraction. However, she’s also spoiled,

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Meet Joe Beige And Dawn Of The Dad

Meet Joe Beige I’ve been dating this guy for a month. Things with him are really average. However, we met through a mutual guy friend, and I’m actually really into