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The Devil Eats Purina

The Devil Eats Purina My girlfriend got a dog six weeks ago — a Chihuahua. I don’t hate the dog, but I’m not wild about him. I’ve almost stepped on

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MC Yammer

MC Yammer My friend won’t stop talking about her new crush, and it’s driving me up the wall. I was annoyed, but now I’m getting increasingly angry, and I don’t

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide

Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hide I’m a 30-year-old gay man with a new boyfriend. He is a total social butterfly: the kind of person who shows up to a bar

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Blurt Force Trauma And Bleachable Moments

Blurt Force Trauma I became friends with this awesome guy who moved into my apartment complex. I can tell that he’s into me, but he’s not my type at all.

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Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bae

Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bae I’m a 34-year-old woman, and I’ve been with my boyfriend for about eighteen months. He’s a loving guy but comes up a little

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Wail Watching and See Monster

Wail Watching My roommate just found out her ex-fiance is terminally ill and is likely to pass away soon. Though they had a weird relationship, I can tell she’s taking

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Doom Raider And Undercover Smother

Doom Raider I think the guy I recently started dating might run in the same circles as my ex. (He’s said a few things that led me to think that.)

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Flesh And Bleh And It’s Not You. It’s Meh.

Flesh And Bleh I started dating someone who is super close to his family (talks to his mom and/or dad daily, sometimes multiple times). I have a perfectly good relationship

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Merry Goo Round and Ember Alert

Merry Goo Round I’m a straight woman with a boyfriend of three months. I’m falling in love but don’t know how to say it. Is there a way that’s “safer”

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Endless LOL

Endless LOL My roommates have a text thread that includes all three of us. They chat on it all day long, and it’s driving me absolutely insane. We all live