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Indifferent Strokes and Rehash Marks

Indifferent Strokes My father just got diagnosed with cancer. Most people have been extremely supportive, but two girlfriends I texted about this haven’t responded at all. Is it really that

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The Feud Pyramid

The Feud Pyramid Two weeks ago, I finally dumped my totally abusive jerk of a boyfriend. I do miss him, but I know I made the right decision. I came

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Lewd Awakening and Having A Bawl

Lewd Awakening A guy I don’t know well sent me a creepy Facebook message with pervy language. Next, he messaged me a bunch of tantra memes — sex as a

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Bilk And Honey

Bilk And Honey I’m a 27-year-old guy. I’m short, and honestly, I’m not that physically attractive. I am nice, funny, and on the fast track in my career. My friends

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Meme Girls and Hint Julep

Meme Girls I keep reading about how detrimental social media usage is, with people avoiding face-to-face interaction and feeling inferior when they see everyone else looking gorgeous and having fabulous

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The Filet Of The Land and Truth Be Trolled

The Filet Of The Land I’m a 36-year-old single man. I see buying a woman dinner as a nice part of courting. Lately, however, women keep pretending to be interested

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The Incredible Sulk and Mourning Wood

The Incredible Sulk I’m a married lesbian working on having another baby with my fab wife. My new best friend is an attractive straight girl who lives in another state.

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Baptism By Liar and Done Juan

Baptism By Liar I was talking with this guy whom I’ve known for over six years who lives a plane ride away. It was late at night on a weekend,

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The Heart Is A Clonely Hunter and Groundhug Day

The Heart Is A Clonely Hunter I’ve heard that we’re romantically attracted to people who look like us. Is that true? I don’t think any of my boyfriends have looked

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The Pathogen Of Least Resistance

I live with my girlfriend, who’s really picky about how clean and tidy the house has to be. God forbid I put a bowl on the dish rack that isn’t