Go Without It

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Go Without It

No Comments 11 February 2011

Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in "Just Go With It"

Sandler looks bored in film

Adam Sandler has made a great career out of playing buffoons. When he burst onto the scene and achieved his greatest successes, Sandler was playing a manic buffoon in movies like “Billy Madison,” “Happy Gilmore,” and “The Waterboy.”
Now sure, none of these movies should be considered landmark works of western cinema, but they worked because Adam Sandler movies are funniest when the film’s energy comes from Sandler himself.
But then something happened and Sandler decided he wanted to play the cool buffoon. His characters became less outrageous as he took on broader everyman roles and instead of the crazy dude in the normal situation, he became the normal dude in the crazy situation. Considerably less hilarity ensued.
The success of an Adam Sandler movie now depends on the zaniness of the script and the energy of the movie is dependant on Sandler’s co-stars.
All of this has culminated in the low-water mark of the Sandler era with “Just Go With It,” a movie that is never offensively bad, just overwhelmingly bad.
This time around Sandler plays Danny, a commitment-phobic plastic surgeon who wears a wedding ring and concocts tales of tragic marriages to pick up women in bars. (You’d think the line “Hey, I’m a rich plastic surgeon” would work well enough, but who am I to judge.)
All this changes when Danny meets Palmer (Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker) without his trusty ring. Their hookup goes off without a hitch until the next morning when Palmer discovers the ring in Danny’s pocket.
Danny then comes up with a fake impending divorce that won’t be believed until he produces an ex-wife.
Enter Jennifer Aniston as Danny’s assistant Katherine. First of all I would like to get out of the way the fact that I have absolutely nothing against Aniston. I think she is a fine actress and she’s actually as good as she’s ever been in “Just Go With It.”
That said, she has been given waaaaaaay too many at-bats for an actress who has never produced a single box-office hit (“Marley & Me” doesn’t count, people went to see that one for the dog), and continues to be good in relentlessly bad movies. I am very puzzled as to why her career is as stable as it appears.
Anyway, Katherine agrees to pretend to be Danny’s ex-wife and then a series of ludicrously escalating lies result in Katherine’s two kids (played by Baliee Madison and Griffin Gluck) and Danny’s cousin Eddie (Nick Swardson, providing the goofy antics without which no Sandler movie would be complete) getting roped into the proceedings.
Of course the reasons Danny is so doggedly committed to winning over Palmer in a manner that winds up being insanely expensive and ultimately unsustainable are, um, well she’s atomically, smokin’ hot. That’s all I’ve got right now.
Everything results in the whole gang going to Hawaii, which kind of feels like the whole reason this movie was made. I’d be willing to bet the script was cobbled together in such a way as to cover an excuse for the cast and crew to film in a tropical location. Not that I blame them. Hey, if I could get my editors to buy that movie reviews written in Tahiti improved readership, don’t think for a second I wouldn’t do it.
I think what is most telling about “Just Go With It” is that for a vast majority of the movie, Sandler just looks bored. The guy used to throw himself at comedic roles so hard they had to scrape the gibberish and poop jokes off the walls afterward. Now as Sandler struggles to stay awake through an entire scene, how can the audience possibly be expected to retain consciousness? Oh right, the swimsuit model. Well at least that explains something.
“Just Go With It” is rated PG-13 for frequent crude and sexual content, partial nudity, brief drug references and language.

Mat DeKinder was once described as the “Jackie Moon of film critics” by a guy named Nate.

‘No Strings’ Rounds Up Half A Movie

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‘No Strings’ Rounds Up Half A Movie

No Comments 21 January 2011

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher play a couple of good friends in "No Strings Attached." And by good friends I mean intercourse acquaintances, coitus companions, f*** friends, sexual sidekicks, cohort copulaters and playmate procreators. Also, it’s a romantic comedy.

By Mat DeKinder

I think we as a society can all agree that Ashton Kutcher is way more famous than he has any right to be. Now I am not trying to argue that he is completely devoid of talent as an actor, but if fame was directly related to a body of work, you would be following the likes of John Turturro and Stanley Tucci on Twitter long before you thought to look up Kutcher.
But if we can separate the man from the tabloids for a moment, we can see that Kutcher has established a nice little career giving middle-of-the-road performances in bland (occasionally horrible) romantic comedies.
This is why it is no surprise at all to see Kutcher headlining the paint-by-numbers romantic comedy “No Strings Attached.” What is surprising is how enjoyable the first half of this film is, thanks entirely to the rest of the cast’s Herculean effort to conjure three-dimensional characters out of thin air.
Now sure, the back half of the movie completely collapses under the weight of the genre’s conventions, but hey, a quality hour of movie is roughly twice what I was expecting so I consider that a victory right there.
The plot of “No Strings Attached” is so tired it needs a spa vacation and about 36 hours of sleep, but the basic crux of the whole thing is that two friends attempt to have a sexual relationship without becoming romantically involved. Failure ensues.
The salvation of this entire enterprise is that one-half of this relationship is in the hands of Natalie Portman. While 2011 will be (likely) remembered in Portman’s career for snagging an Academy Award for her performance in “Black Swan,” some deference should be paid to the workman-like, turd-polishing effort she gives in “No Strings Attached.”
Portman plays Emma, an emotionally-closeted, type-A personality who spends most of the movie pushing back against Kutcher’s warm and big-hearted Adam.
In the hands of a Kristen Stewart or Katherine Heigl, it is likely that Emma would be so unlikeable and off-putting that it would be all you could do to keep from crawling up on screen and choking her.
Instead Portman manages to turn the character’s massive personality flaws into cute little foibles and somehow the result is a desirable human being. Such a high degree of acting is unquestionably more than this movie deserves.
The rest of “No Strings Attached” is peppered with odd situations and quirky characters that serve no real purpose other than being interesting for interesting’s sake. Again, the supporting cast works miracles with what little they are given.
Kevin Kline shows up as Adam’s mid-life-crisis-laden father, a former sit-com actor who winds up sleeping with one of Adam’s ex-girlfriends. Adam and Emma’s circle of friends include brief but solid turns from Greta Gerwig (“Greenberg”), Olivia Thirlby (“Juno”), Mindy Kaling (“The Office”) and the one, the only Ludacris.
“No Strings Attached” was directed by Ivan Reitman who hasn’t made a good movie in about 20 years. Of course he did direct “Ghostbusters,” and that little piece of perfection alone should allow him to make bad movies for the rest of his life if he so chooses.
Reitman doesn’t exactly mine a lot of laughs out of this script, but he does keep the movie from careening completely off the track and he did somehow convince Portman to sign on, so I guess he deserves some credit for that.
Look, “No Strings Attached” is not a particularly good movie. But at the same time it is not a particularly horrible one either and romantic comedy fans could certainly find a worse way to spend a Friday night.
Even Kutcher, freed from having to do any of the heavy lifting, is likeable and charming. In my perfect world would this movie catapult him to the level of fame he currently enjoys? No. But M. Emmet Walsh would hear him snapping at his heels.
“No Strings Attached” is rated R for sexual content, language and some drug material.

Mat DeKinder was once described as the “Jackie Moon of film critics” by a guy named Nate.

Spacey Delivers In ‘Casino Jack’

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Spacey Delivers In ‘Casino Jack’

No Comments 18 January 2011

Kevin Spacey as Jack Abramhoff and Kelly Preston star in "Casino Jack."

So often when someone’s name becomes a headline their identity as a person tends to fade into the background.
Such was the case with Jack Abramoff, a man whose name became synonymous with “evil lobbyist” and went on to confirm basically everything we had ever assumed about the morally-ambiguous profession.
The movie “Casino Jack” attempts to find the man behind the “jerk who got what was coming to him” sentiments, and while the results are mixed, it does provide an interesting window into the heights of corruption of the Bush years.
Abramoff is played by Kevin Spacey, an actor who knows a thing or two about elusive characters. As a lobbyist Abramoff masterfully turned power and influence into cold hard cash thanks to a lot of fast talking and charm, two things that Spacey does best.
But Spacey also manages to capture the inevitability of the character, in that when you introduce someone as intelligent and ambitious as Abramoff to Washington’s halls of power he has no other path than the road to ruin. It is not surprising at all that Spacey has already snagged a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor.
Along for the ride is Jack’s wife Pam (Kelly Preston) who is willfully oblivious to Jack’s wheelings and dealings, although to her credit, he does a nifty job of keeping her in the dark.
Jack’s partner Michael Scanlon is grandiosely played by Barry Pepper in a part so slimy it’s amazing he doesn’t leave a glistening trail behind him when he walks.
While Jack does manage to maintain a few delusions of moral integrity, Michael takes corruption and greed to obnoxious new heights. If you saw this guy at a bar you would patiently wait for someone to come up and punch him in the face.
I would be remiss if I didn’t mention Jon Lovitz as Jack’s lowlife buddy Adam Kidan whose shady business connections lead to alternately hilarious and violent confrontations. It shouldn’t come as that much of a surprise that this “Saturday Night Live” alum could perform admirably among master thespians. Acting! Genius!
If “Casino Jack” had remained as more of a character study it would have been a much more effective movie, but it gets bogged down in its attempts break down all of the plots, schemes and machinations that led to Abramoff’s downfall.
Director George Hickenlooper has worked primarily as a documentary filmmaker which helps to explain the movie’s focus on the Who? What? When? and Where? while shortchanging the Why?
There is not much cinematic about this movie with the notable exception of a scene where Jack imagines himself delivering a verbal tirade during a senate subcommittee hearing.
Ultimately “Casino Jack” has the feel of a made-for-TV movie meant to incite rage at the atmosphere created by the Bush administration that allowed the Jack Abramoffs of the world to flourish.
It is because of the smallness of the scope of the film that Spacey’s killer performance seems a bit wasted. Still, the movie does manage to shed a little light on this classic tale of ambition spiraling out of control for those of us who were just too lazy to read beyond the headlines.
“Casino Jack” is rated R for pervasive language, some violence and brief nudity.

Mat DeKinder was once described as the “Jackie Moon of film critics” by a guy named Nate.

Strange But True ‘Phillip Morris’

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Strange But True ‘Phillip Morris’

No Comments 19 December 2010

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor in "I Love You, Phillip Morris"

Love can make you do crazy things. Maybe it will make you overspend on a gift, or stay up all night talking on the phone, or repeatedly break out of a Texas penitentiary.
OK, so that last one really only applies to Steven Russell, a real-life conman who kept escaping from jail just to be with the man he loved.
This strange-but-true saga is the basis for the odd, but endearing movie “I Love You Phillip Morris.”
Steven is played by Jim Carrey, the manic comedian who has also proven himself to be a decent actor. This role has been called daring, but its really only daring in the sense of a straight actor playing a homosexual and let’s be honest, that’s not as daring as it used to be.
In truth, this role is safely within Carrey’s wheelhouse. Steven’s identity is as pliable as Carrey’s features and he hides his frauds and embezzlements behind a lot of false bravado.
When we first meet Steven he is walking the straight and narrow as a police officer married to a goodhearted Christian woman named Debbie (Leslie Mann). But a car wreck makes Steven reevaluate his life and he decides to be honest about his homosexuality, which, incidentally, is probably the last thing he is ever completely honest about.
He sets out on a new, extravagant lifestyle that requires a lot of less-than-legal schemes to attain the cash required. He quickly lands in jail where he meets the love of his life, the titular Phillip Morris.
Phillip is played by Ewan McGregor as a blonde-haired, soft-voiced, babe-in-the-woods who landed in jail for failing to return a rental car. It is love at first sight for Steven and Phillip, but their whirlwind romance, both in and out of prison is constantly marred by Steven continually playing fast and loose with the truth.
But if anything is a constant for Steven, it is his love of Phillip, and when he winds up back in prison, he perpetrates one ingenious escape after another to get back to Phillip.
I suppose if you had to categorize “I Love You Phillip Morris” it would have to be a comedy, mostly due to the completely absurd nature of Steven’s various hijinks. But there is a soft heart at the center of this movie and it boldly steers into the drama and romance genres as well.
The credit for this ambiguity working as well as it does goes to co-writers-and-directors Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. This dynamic duo wrote the deliciously black comedy “Bad Santa” so they are quite comfortable playing in the extreme ends of the comedic sandbox.
Once you are able to get past the insanity of the plot (a vast majority of which is completely factual, by the way), the movie rests on the shoulders of Carrey and McGregor. It’s no surprise to see Carrey hit all of his marks as his versatility has been proven time and time again, but it’s McGregor who truly impresses as he conjures up a character that is so delicate and sweet he becomes the perfect counterpoint to Carrey’s aggressive performance.
You are certain to laugh at “I Love You Phillip Morris” but even more so you’ll find yourself impressed by the power of love and what it makes us capable of. Granted if you are a sociopath you’ll be able to take it that extra mile, but still it’s love that makes the world go ‘round.
“I Love You Phillip Morris” is rated R for sexual content including strong dialogue, and language.

Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as “the Jackie Moon of film critics.” He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

‘The Fighter’ And Family

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‘The Fighter’ And Family

No Comments 17 December 2010

I had a good friend who carried his family and friends he grew up with like a millstone around his neck. It seemed he was destined to be swallowed up by all the drama and bad behavior they supplied since he was unwilling to get the heck out of Dodge (as I more colorfully advised).
This made me wonder if it was truly possible to escape your heritage. Regardless of our hopes and dreams, are we truly destined to fly no higher than the people we surround ourselves with?
This is the central theme of the new film “The Fighter.” It is the true story of working-class boxer Mickey Ward who rose to greatness from working on a road crew in Lowell, Massachusetts.
Before you say to yourself, “Hey, this rags-to-riches storyline sounds familiar. I know, it’s every boxing movie ever made;” know that “The Fighter” is less about the man in the ring and more about those who surround it. They are the ones who make this movie great.
Mickey is played by Mark Wahlberg, whose acting strength is the role of the everyman. He nails it here and is able to take his performance to even greater heights thanks to the absolutely killer supporting cast he gets to work with.
Christian Bale plays Mickey’s half-brother Dickey Eklund, a local-boxing legend who once knocked down Sugar Ray Leonard in a fight (although the odds are pretty good that Sugar Ray merely tripped.)
Dickey is Mickey’s trainer and a functioning crack addict to boot, so he’s not the most reliable guy to have in your corner.
Bale lost a crazy amount of weight for this part and when you get past the initial shock and thoughts like “Wow, this dude’s committed” or “I hope he doesn’t have to play Batman again any time soon or the Joker is going to kick his butt,” you forget all of that as Bale disappears into Dickey.
It’s hard to imagine anyone beating Bale out for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar this year, I just hope he puts on some weight before then so he can fill out a tux.
Not to be outdone is Melissa Leo as Mickey and Dickey’s mother Alice. Leo conjures up a storm of white-trash drama as Alice ignores Dickey’s problems while acting as Mickey’s manager.
In Alice’s wake travels a posse of seven adult daughters, each a bleach-blonde multiplier of Alice’s influence, forming a clone army with “Baaaastan” accents.
Between Dickey and Alice, Mickey’s career is headed nowhere fast. Blind loyalty to his family keeps Mickey tied down to bad fights and flimsy paydays, much to the chagrin of Mickey’s mentor Mickey O’Keefe, played, incidentally, by the real Mickey O’Keefe. How’s that for authenticity?
Mickey’s life changes when he meets Charlene, a local bartender played in yet another powerhouse performance by the usually cute and cuddly Amy Adams. Best known for bubblier roles, Adams sinks her teeth into Charlene, a tough customer in her own right whose love for Mickey allows her to stand toe-to-toe with his family to battle for his best interests.
Adams hits the bullseye on the “vulnerable-yet-tough” target. Charlene is the type of woman you would want on your side if a bar fight started going south. Both Adams and Leo are sure to be on several Best Supporting Actress short lists.
“The Fighter” becomes most rousing not in the ring, but when Mickey stands up for himself and shapes his own destiny instead of letting others sway it one direction or another.
Director David O. Russell is best known for showier movies like “Three Kings” and “I Heart Huckabees,” but he shows a lot of maturity here in knowing when to get out of his own way.
“The Fighter” is like a punch to the gut, but in a good way. The performances wallop you but its Mickey’s journey that lingers days later. Plus it won’t make you throw up on your shoes. What more could you ask?
“The Fighter” is rated R for language throughout, drug content, some violence and sexuality.

Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as “the Jackie Moon of film critics.” He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

The Wrong Man & The Mysterious Woman

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The Wrong Man & The Mysterious Woman

No Comments 13 December 2010

Angelina Jolie as "Elise" and Johnny Depp as "Frank" in Columbia PIctures' THE TOURIST.

In the heyday of Hollywood’s Studio Era, there was a simple elegance to moviemaking. When it was at its best, talented directors would be paired with gifted screenwriters and beautiful movie stars (who also happened to be decent actors) would be filmed in glorious, exotic locales.
Given these parameters, “The Tourist” is a throwback to this bygone era down to its very core.
The plot is elementary Hitchcock as Johnny Depp plays the classic role of the Wrong Man. He is Frank Tupelo, an American math teacher on vacation in Europe. On a train to Venice he meets Angelina Jolie, herself playing the classic role of the Mysterious Woman.
Her name is Elise and she is going to meet up with her great love, a fugitive embezzler named Vincent. Her every move is watched by INTERPOL so in order to throw them off her trail she takes up with Frank with the hopes of convincing those who are watching that he is the plastic-surgery-altered Vincent.
Naturally her ruse works and manages to dupe not only the police but the ruthless gangster (Stephen Berkoff) from whom Vincent stole an obscene amount of money.
The movie then takes off on a series of chases, captures and escapes as Frank tries to avoid being arrested or killed, all the while falling in love with the resourceful Elise.
When you boil the whole thing down, “The Tourist” is a silly little movie where the sum of the parts is much greater than that of the whole. That said, the various parts work so well together that it is easy to forgive the movie’s lapses in cohesion and plausibility.
German director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (how that name doesn’t have an umlaut I’ll never know) knows that his primary job here is to shoot beautiful people doing beautiful things in beautiful places.
He also snagged a writing credit along with screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie (“The Usual Suspects”) who helps keep the screenplay light and the plot-twists from becoming too cumbersome.
“The Tourist” is also boosted by a fine supporting cast, including Paul Bettany as the dogged Scotland Yard agent intent on bringing Vincent to justice, and Timothy Dalton as his politically fixated boss.
But let’s not beat around the bush, you’re going to be plopping down American dollars to see this movie for two reasons and two reasons only, Depp and Jolie.
It’s nice to see Depp in a “normal” role where he’s not buried behind makeup or a crazy accent. He plays the everyman well and it is his restraint in the role that makes his performance fun to watch.
As for Jolie, (bold statement alert) she has never looked more stunningly beautiful in a movie. So often in movies we are supposed to suspend disbelief in regards to the attractiveness of an actress and believe she is a poverty-stricken working mother or a shunned misfit.
It’s almost a relief to see literally every person in the movie, including the extras she passes in the streets, reacting as if she is one of the most beautiful women in the world; which, you know, Jolie actually is.
Depp and Jolie’s chemistry isn’t exactly sizzling, but fortunately the script doesn’t really demand that we be floored by their deep, abiding love. Yet another old-fashioned convention “The Tourist” embraces.

Mat DeKinder

This movie could have been released in 1946 starring Carey Grant and Grace Kelley and no one would have batted an eye.
I suppose how well received “The Tourist” is depends on how cynical modern audiences have become to this retro form of cinema. As for myself, I’m a total sucker for this stuff and gladly soaked in every frame.

“The Tourist” is rated PG-13 for violence and brief strong language.

▲ Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as “the Jackie Moon of film critics.” He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

‘Black Swan’ Lingers On Portman

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‘Black Swan’ Lingers On Portman

No Comments 13 December 2010

Pressure is a funny thing. It can create diamonds, it can crush eggs, and if you are an emotionally unstable ballet dancer, it can do both.
“Black Swan” takes us inside the rise and fall of a timid dancer named Nina Sayers. Nina is brilliantly played by Natalie Portman who endured a year’s worth of ballet boot camp in preparation for the role.
Nina is technically proficient but is a bit of a wallflower and she seems as surprised as anybody when she lands the coveted role of The Swan Queen in her company’s production of “Swan Lake.”
The ballet requires Nina to play twin roles. Her drive for perfection makes her perfect as the White Swan, but she struggles to perform in the dual role of the seductress Black Swan. Her demanding and oh-so-French director Thomas (played with perfect artistic pomposity by Vincent Cassel) is constantly urging her to let go of herself, which turns out not to be the best advice for someone who barely has a toehold on reality.
“Black Swan” was directed by Darren Aronofsky, a fine filmmaker whose name is so lyrically awesome it sounds like it should be shouted in a game of hide-and-go-seek.
Aronofsky is a bit obsessed with the human body; most notably to the limits it can be pushed. Be it with drugs (“Requiem for a Dream), staple guns and barbed wire (“The Wrestler”) or finally ballet, he unflinchingly focuses on the horrifying extremes people willingly subject their bodies.
What is most fascinating here in “Black Swan” is how something as beautiful and graceful as ballet can behind the scenes feature ugly injuries like torn muscles, separated ribs or bloodied toes.
For Nina, who feels such pressure for perfection thanks greatly to her doting stage-mother (coolly played by Barbara Hershey), tiny flaws like a hangnail or rash become causes for alarm and almost panic.
Yet even with all the focus on the physical, it is the psychological journey Portman and Aronofsky take us on that makes “Black Swan” unforgettable.
The plot structure subtly mirrors that of “Swan Lake,” with Aronofsky even going as far as scoring the movie with Tchaikovsky’s original music.
Nina’s grip on sanity becomes tenuous as she is pushed even further by a seemingly well-meaning rival dancer (Mila Kunis) and the reality of the movie starts to bend around Nina as we see what she sees and struggle to determine what is real.
Aronofsky gets a bit heavy-handed and manipulative here, but he can be forgiven thanks mostly to the painstaking effort that goes into setting up the film’s final act.
Truthfully “Black Swan” is about one thing and one thing only: Natalie Portman. The camera lingers on her from beginning to end and she is nothing short of mesmerizing.
In what is unquestionably the performance of her career, Portman takes Nina from mousy to unhinged so effortlessly she is actually able to instill the terror of looming insanity not only on her character but on the audience as well.

This performance should vault Portman to the front of the race for the Best Actress Oscar and with 10 movies in play for Best Picture, don’t be surprised if you see “Black Swan” lock down a nomination there as well.

Mat DeKinder

“Black Swan” is a movie that will stick with you, as haunting as it is beautiful you’ll wind up wondering why more ballet dancers aren’t insane.
“Black Swan” is rated R for strong sexual content, disturbing violent images, language and some drug use.

▲ Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as “the Jackie Moon of film critics.” He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

Thrilling ‘Voyage’ Better In 2D

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Thrilling ‘Voyage’ Better In 2D

No Comments 10 December 2010

In the field of fantasy epics, C.S. Lewis’ “Chronicles of Narnia” have been greatly beloved, but always considered a bit lightweight. While it lacks the bombast of “The Lord of the Rings” or the cohesion of “Harry Potter,” Narnia still has remained relevant throughout the generations thanks to a lot of pluck and appeal to kids’ sense of adventure.
We stand three films in to what is a seven-book series with the release of (pause for ridiculously lengthy title) “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.”
To date the results of the films have been mixed. The first movie, “The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe” was thrilling fun and introduced us to Narnia and the Pevensie children who stumble onto this magical and troubled world.
The second time around “Prince Caspian” proved to be a mostly joyless outing that got bogged down in Narnian politics and shaky plotting. The success and failures of both rested squarely in the pages of Lewis’ work.
Fortunately with “Dawn Treader” the filmmakers were a little more proactive and kept the story framed to a tight little quest and this movie comes out a quite a bit lighter on its feet.
Maybe some of this has to do with the cast being slimmed down a bit as the elder Pevensies, Peter (William Moseley) and Susan (Anna Popplewell) are now too old to enter Narnia. This leaves Edmund (Skandar Keynes) and Lucy (Georgie Henley), who get sucked back into this dream world of magic while staying with their aunt and uncle.
They are reluctantly joined by their abrasive, know-it-all cousin Eustace (Will Poulter) who is none-to happy to be dealing with quests and kings and talking animals.
The children find themselves on a boat called the Dawn Treader (hence the title) where they reunite with Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes) and join him on a mission to locate some missing lords and rid the world of a vague, never quite defined, evil.
Also on board is the swashbuckling mouse Reepicheep, voiced by the incomparable Simon Pegg who takes over the character from the equally incomparable Eddie Izzard. I refuse to compare them.
Of course presiding over all of this is the wise and powerful ruler of Narnia, Aslan the Lion (Liam Neeson) who doesn’t do much but provide occasional guidance from afar and have his name mentioned excessively in the script.
Much of the credit for the quality and focus of “Dawn Treader” should be given to venerable British director Michael Apted who is better known for character dramas like “Coal Miner’s Daughter” and “Gorillas in the Mist.”
This is probably why “Dawn Treader” is at its best when it is focusing on people instead of the special effects.
The visuals in this movie are as wondrous as you would expect, however it is being presented in absolutely unnecessary and tacked-on 3D. If you felt robbed by the crap-tacular 3D effects of “Clash of the Titans,” then you’ll likely feel downright irate if you pony up extra cash for a movie that takes zero advantage of the third dimension.
Save your dollars, see “Dawn Treader” in glorious 2D and you’ll be perfectly satisfied with the results.
What will be interesting is the future of this franchise. “Dawn Treader” is the last film to heavily feature the Pevensie children and the question remains if the producers will be willing to see this series through to the bitter end. The fact that the “Chronicles” wind up being a very thinly veiled allegory for Christianity is the 500lb lion, er, gorilla in the room, and how the filmmakers handle this inevitability should be fascinating to watch, especially if the movies continue to rake in the cash.
As for “Dawn Treader,” it is a fun and entertaining piece of moviemaking. It’s not particularly memorable, but it does offer up two solid hours of holiday distraction which a lot of us will be desperate for as December wears on.

“The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” is rated PG for some frightening images and sequences of fantasy action.

▲ Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as “the Jackie Moon of film critics.” He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

‘Tangled’ Up In Solid Entertainment

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‘Tangled’ Up In Solid Entertainment

No Comments 24 November 2010

Disney’s stable of animated princesses are a very big deal, both financially and culturally. Trust me, as the father of a 4-year-old girl, I consider myself as an expert on the subject.
Just step into my daughter’s room and you’ll be subjected to a 360-degree visual assault by the likes of Cinderella, the Little Mermaid and Sleeping Beauty – just to name a few.
Therefore, it’s easy to be cynical when Disney trots out a new princess and figure it to be nothing more than yet another cash-grab, suckering doting grandparents into buying even more lunchboxes, sleeping bags, playhouses, etc.
These are the things you think about when you are a parent, as it is easy to forget that many of these beloved princesses came from some high-quality, iconic films.
This is why I should not have been surprised in the least when “Tangled,” Disney’s take on the classic Rapunzel fairy tale, turned out to be an enjoyable, cute and effective little movie.
Now sure, you’ll see this doe-eyed, long, long, long, long-haired blond princess staring back at you from any number of toothpastes, breakfast cereals, brake pads, etc., but the source should be praised as a fantastic family film.
“Tangled” is reminiscent of the successful run of movies Disney made in the early 1990s and would fit right in with those films which included “Beauty and the Beast,” “The Little Mermaid” and “The Lion King.”
This movie also marks the first time Disney’s traditional large-eyed animation style has been brought to life by computer animation.
The plot is pretty standard and adheres to the patented Disney formula. Princess Rapunzel (Mandy Moore) is born with hair that has magical healing powers, but turns brunette and rather useless when cut. I guess blondes really do have more fun.
Anyway, Rapunzel is stolen away as a baby by an old crone (Donna Murphy) who uses the girl’s magical locks to stay forever young and beautiful. Our villainess raises the child as her own, locking Rapunzel in a high tower “for her own protection.” Generations of teenage girls can instantly relate.
In order to retain its powers, Rapunzel’s hair grows impossibly long; which proves to be both troublesome and handy, depending on whatever the plot demands.
As you would expect, Rapunzel longs for the outside world with only her pet chameleon (why not?) to keep her company. Complications arise when a dashing young thief named Flynn Ryder (Zachary Levi of TV’s “Chuck”) happens upon the girl’s tower.
Rapunzel coerces Flynn to show her the world outside of her tower, much to the chagrin of her adoptive mother who races to bring the girl back before she can discover her true identity.
This movie comes perfectly packaged with inspirational morals, romance, a slew of Broadway-worthy songs and lots of comic relief – most of which is thanks to Levi’s quick-tongued delivery and a band of soft-hearted barbarians.
There is a lot to like about this charming little movie, including some impressive visuals; most notably a scene featuring a boat ride and thousands of floating lanterns.
Look, there’s nothing revolutionary or mind-blowing about “Tangled.” In fact, what makes it great is how unoriginal it is. This is tried-and-true moviemaking and Disney doing what they do best.
That may not mean a lot to we cranky, old movie critics; but to four-year-olds of all ages it is pure, unadulterated magic.
“Tangled” is rated PG for brief mild violence.

Mat DeKinder

▲ Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as “the Jackie Moon of film critics.” He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

Harry Potter: Review Proof

Film, Film Review

Harry Potter: Review Proof

No Comments 19 November 2010

By Mat DeKinder

Behold perhaps the most review-proof movie of all time: “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.”
Look, after six movies in the “Harry Potter” series you are either fully invested and are eager to see this thing through to the bitter end or you stopped caring so long ago that the only harry potter you know is the bearded dude down the street with the kiln.
But what is undeniable, devoted fan or no, is the massive cultural impact these films have had on an entire generation of movie-goers.
This saga of a young wizard coming of age, based on J.K. Rowling’s wildly successful literary series, is finally reaching its end. Well almost, hence the “Part 1” at the end of the title. Rowling’s last book has been split into two films, the second of which will open in the early part of next year.
Therefore this movie can’t help but feel incomplete and a tad unsatisfying as the sprawling story hurtles towards conclusion. It’s a good thing the book wasn’t released this way, with the last 300 pages left blank. Barnes and Nobles across the country would have been reduced to smoldering ash by rioting 14-year-olds.
So while it will be impossible to judge the full effectiveness of “Part1” until it has been joined by its companion “Part 2,” what is clear from watching this movie is that it manages to embody all the strengths and weaknesses of the entire “Harry Potter” series.
What Rowling, and by extension the films, should be praised for is constructing the single greatest magnum opus on coming of age. The sheer excitement and terror of emerging from adolescence into adulthood is perfectly examined in this fantasy world of magic and wizardry.
Even more exiting has been watching the young actors physically complete the process of growing up before our very eyes. Especially the lead trio of Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint who have gone from cute kid actors to full-blown adults capable of carrying an entire movie.

Mat DeKinder

This is what stands out most notably about “Part 1;” while the “Harry Potter” films have gathered perhaps the greatest collection of living British actors to fill out the adult roles, nearly all have been reduced to bit players. This serves to emphasize the solitude of Harry and his friends while showing that the fate of the world truly does rest on their shoulders.
I did mention weaknesses before and if there are any failings in the series it is how beholden they are (and must be) to the source material. The dense world and plotting created by Rowling plays great on the page, but can at times be too much for the structural framework of cinema to support.
Alfred Hitchcock coined the phrase “MacGuffin” to describe an object in a movie that drives the action, but is ultimately unimportant when compared with how the characters react to it. The glowing briefcase in “Pulp Fiction” is a good example of a MacGuffin.
There are no less than half a dozen MacGuffin’s floating around in “Part 1” as Harry and his friends quest for a seemingly endless number of objects in order to destroy ultimate baddie Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes), who in turn is questing for an entirely (maybe?) separate group of objects to do bad things with.
The movie should come with flowcharts and a checklist. Even the gi-normous “Lord of the Rings” trilogy could be boiled down into one sentence: take evil ring, throw it in volcano. Good luck trying to do that with “Harry Potter.”
If you are willing to fight through the minutiae (and by this point I’m sure you probably are) the emotional resonance of “Part 1” is what you will leave the theater with. Growing up is a hard and ultimately lonely experience, but man is it a heck of a ride. Bring on “Part 2.”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” is rated PG-13 for some sequences of intense action violence, frightening images and brief sensuality.

▲ Mat DeKinder (mdekinder@yourjournal.com) was once described by a guy named Nate as the Jackie Moon of film critics. He appears courtesy of Suburban Journals of Greater St. Louis.

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