One Night With the Queen

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One Night With the Queen

No Comments 10 November 2011

By Blair Jackson

It is 4 p.m. at Tangerine, in the middle of registration for the Miss Gay Northwest Arkansas pageant, and I am (technically) the only girl in the room. A contestant with glossy caramel hair named Makiya Devoire and her stylist, Coco, are standing at the bar, waiting for the interview portion. Makiya is wearing a short, black cocktail dress and Coco is wearing black sequined leggings and knee-high boots. “This is the worst part,” Makiya says, as she waits for the judges to call her back.

When they finally do call her name, Coco, who is also Miss Gay Fort Smith, grabs a

brush and smoothes a few flyaways from Makiya’s hair. We wish her luck and she disappears into the hallway.

I am waiting for pageant administrator and Miss Gay United States, Fayetteville resident Jeremy

Courtesy Photo: Taylor Madison Monroe weeps with joy as she is crowned Miss Gay United States

Stuthard, who, I am told will be about half an hour. Jeremy is better known in the pageant and drag circuit as Taylor Madison Monroe. Over the years, I have seen Jeremy perform at Dickson Street Theater, but I remember him as a tall blonde woman.

In the lowlight of the bar, I don’t recognize Jeremy as his female counterpart. Sporting a five o’clock shadow, a charcoal oxford and a pair of black pants, the only flash of Taylor I see is when he playfully throws a blonde wig on his head. I introduce myself, and, after removing his wig, he shakes my hand.

Along with what seems to be his entourage, I follow him into the dressing room. Here, the lighting is better, and when he sits to pose for a photo, I am reminded of Audrey Hepburn in “My Fair Lady,” He carries himself with the posture and composure of a woman who has been trained to carry a crown.  And by the look of the enormous

crown on his dressing table, good posture is a demand of the title and a necessity when balancing a colossal wig and 4 pounds of jewels.

Staff Photo by Blair Jackson: Jeremy Stuthard at his dressing table pre-transformation.

During the day, Jeremy works at Dillard’s in Fayetteville in the women’s shoe department. “I’m blessed with my job,” he says. “I love the people I work with, and the people I work for.” Jeremy says his supervisors are accommodating his schedule demands this year because they understand the title of Miss Gay United States is “a once in a lifetime offer.” The title requires Taylor Madison Monroe to serve as the administrator of each preliminary pageant leading up to the national competition, which means traveling to each state (and Puerto Rico) and all of the city preliminaries as well.

 

Jeremy’s phone rings, and he excuses himself to answer it. “That was my mother,” he says after hanging up. He tells me about her, his “No. 1 fan,” who drove to Ronoke, Va., to be attend at the Miss Gay United States pageant. He admits that, even though it sounds cheesy, winning the national title in front of his mother has been the proudest moment of his life so far.

“When they announced me as the winner, my mom started bawling. I picked her up and spun her around and said ‘We did it,’ and it’s true. If it wasn’t for her love and support, I wouldn’t have been able to do it.”

Courtesy Photo: Jeremy Stuthard spent his first night in drag as Medusa for a Halloween costume.

Taylor Madison Monroe was born eight years ago on Halloween night when Jeremy donned a black dress and hit the streets as a woman for the first time.

“It started on Halloween, then turned into a full-time gig,” says Jeremy. “I had a straight girl do my makeup that night.”

I glance at my own makeup in the mirror, and Jeremy jumps to reassure me, saying, “It’s not that straight girls can’t do makeup, but drag makeup is different.”

And it is.

Later in the evening, I sit behind Jeremy as he applies his makeup. He angles a flat edge diagonally across his cheek and brushes blush across it, leaving behind a sharp line of rouge and the illusion of high cheekbones. In a few steady strokes, he pencils two arches, an inch or so above his natural brow line, to create defined, feminine eyebrows. He applies a light base under his eyes and on the bridge of his nose, to catch the light of the spotlights; and he applies a blush to the edges of his temples, forehead, jawline and nose to create contrast.

Incorporating a blend of theatrics, comedy and glamour, and with the novelty of a “dude in a dress,” the experience of a drag show or pageant is a celebration of femininity and personality. To Jeremy, it’s an outlet for creative expression. “The ability to take a decent looking guy and turn him into a statuesque, beautiful women — all of the duct tape, hair and pantyhose that it takes — is an art form that I love,” he says.

I ask him how they use duct tape, and he clears his throat before answering, “Penises, fat and boobs.” Backstage with 10 other queens (some with crowns and some without), waistlines are formed by wrapping duct tape around the torso. Faux cleavage is created by taping the skin across pectoralis muscles to bring any excess skin together.

There are other tricks too.

Jeremy turns to me and sweeps rouge around the curves of my chest. “See, look how that enhances your breasts,” he says. I stand and look in the mirror. He’s right.

Trading secrets and tips is part of the backstage atmosphere at the pageant. The girls are swapping wig glue and hairspray, offering words of encouragement (and a few catty zingers here and there). Some personalities are bigger than others. Some makeup is brighter. Some hair is bigger. Some outfits are more glamorous. But there seems to be a mutual respect and appreciation for each individual’s personality and image.

“What’s the difference between Taylor and Jeremy?” I ask.

“There’s no difference,” Taylor says.  A few of the other girls overhear and begin chiming in, and Taylor rethinks her statement. “Well, Taylor’s a little more bold. She’s a little more ballsy.”
We both laugh at the irony.

Jeremy’s transformation in the mirror, which now happens in about two hours, has been eight years in the making.

After acquiring a drag name (compliments of three former presidents), Taylor Madison Monroe began performing at the nightclub Wild On — back when Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard was still Sixth Street.

“I was a mess,” says Taylor of her early days. “Female impersonation comes with experience. The more you learn, the better you get.”

Taylor Madison Monroe brings sass and class to the United States gay pageant circuit.

Taylor Madison Monroe brings sass and class to the United States gay pageant circuit.

Even as a self-proclaimed “mess,” Taylor was hot enough to get a gig at Dickson Street theatre as a show director, providing spectators with an experience that still draws crowds in the hundreds on Sunday nights and has become a staple of Dickson Street night life.

Taylor’s journey as a beauty queen began in 2004 with the Miss Up and Coming Pageant, in which she placed dead last. The loss inspired Taylor to focus on the art of a female impersonator.

It took eight months of constant practice but after eleven pageants, Taylor won her first title as Miss Tulsa USA. “It wasn’t that I was crown hungry, but I was learning and growing,” says Taylor.

“Each pageant helps me grow as an entertainer because of those judges,” she says.
In those early years, Jeremy was addicted to methamphetamines. He always had his car packed with pageant necessities and would drive all night to shows. “I was doing five shows a week at that time,” he said.

I ask him if he thought the methamphetamines gave him a competitive edge, “No,” is his firm answer.

“I believe it was my downfall in my competition … because I wasn’t in the right frame of mind. There was no mental awareness or capacity for anything. I was just go,go,go.”

After four years of addiction, he quit cold turkey, relying only on the support of his friends and family to achieve sobriety. “It’s still hard to watch shows like ‘Intervention,’” he says. “You get chills in your bones watching someone smoke a pipe. But that’s not who I wanted to be.”

He says that drugs are still prevalent in the national drag pageant circuit, and that it was once a major part of drag culture across the state.

Those like Taylor who have recovered from substance abuse are transforming the pageant circuit of Northwest Arkansas into a more socially responsible, more professional network by aligning themselves with the NWA Center for Equality and working to be role models.

Sitting in the crowd, before the pageant, I meet A.J. Hattabaugh, Mr. Gay Fayetteville.  “I thank Taylor so much,” he says. “I wouldn’t be where I am today without her. She introduced me to the pageant circuit.” A.J. says the pageants offer an empowering experience of exposure and prominence in the gay community.

Arkansas is currently the only state that offers city preliminaries as a precursor to regional and state pageants; and Jeremy says the recent success the state has had on the national circuit gives him hope, not only for a stronger LGBT community, but also for a strong network of female impersonators and male entertainers.

“Arkansas has a history of not producing (winners at nationals), but this year we took home two national titles in one weekend.” The second title Jeremy refers to is a nod to the male performer Braxton, who won Mr. Gay United States.

On stage, Taylor is a sassy, playful, gorgeous woman with a hooting laugh that is contagious and easy-going. ”I’m very content with the person I’ve become, but I am always learning new things and moving on to bigger and better things,” says Miss Gay United States in her dressing room.

As for life beyond female impersonation, Jeremy says he dreams of opening a nightclub called “The Three Dead Presidents,” (a tip of the hat to the Taylor Madison Monroe legacy) that would offer an experience for every lifestyle and taste in music. Retirement, however, is nowhere on the horizon. “I plan on retiring when it doesn’t become fun anymore. There’s no timetable for it.”

Though the pageants are a powerful social tool for empowering individuals in the gay community, the

Staff Photo by Blair Jackson: Makiya Devoire poses in her "Rock Star" outfit.

essential element of the shows remains to be the entertainment value. “Dudes in makeup in dresses.”

Makiya Devoire applies her makeup before the show.

But Taylor and the other commentators offer more than a spectacle of the stage.  The banter and quick wit of each lady brings a brazen comedic element to the experience. Double entendres,raunchy outbursts, bitchy backbiting and genuine camaraderie create an improvisational masterpiece of edgy adult entertainment. It is a performance that attracts crowds of mixed backgrounds, and even if only for a few hours, these “dudes in dresses” steal the spotlight and bridge the gap between traditional and alternative lifestyles with comedy, grace and blatant sexuality.

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1 Comment 10 November 2011

Well, gentle readers, the Bank of Fayetteville, long rumored to be selling to First National Bank of Fort Smith, may, and I repeat may not be selling.

Insiders tell Daddy something went awry with regulators when all the debts of First National Bank of Rogers got thrown in the mix. (Being in the day-to-day banking business is one cut-throat and on-edge business these days.) So what is in it for the faithful BOF employees? Well, stay turned, readers. This is about to get really interesting.

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Crystal Bridges opens on Friday. Traffic and all things that power the service economy here in Northwest Arkansas are set for “go.”
This will not only be good for hotel, restaurant and other businesses of the service industry. Already this project has put valuable jobs and resources in the area. And many of these jobs and resources are here to stay.
While Daddy W. may not be among the Top Tier of members — he, too, will get to see many of these works again, and many others, for the first time.

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McKee Baking Co. in Gentry is having some big environmental events on Nov. 16. Big wigs with the State ADEQ and others are there promoting their “Green” programs.
Look for Little Debbie to still be doing things the right way in central Benton County. Some sources say Gov. Mike Beebe may be on hand. Let’s see.

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Did the ground shake?
Sure it did.
Daddy was all posed to write a snippet about the recent earth tremor in jolly old England — near the Blackpool area. The shake was caused, the Brits write, due to “fracking.”
That is the same chemical process being used all over the state — especially in Central Arkansas on that Fayetteville Shale venture.
Seems like fracking was also used over in the Sooner State. Yikes.

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The Fayetteville (Springdale, Rogers, Bentonville) jobless rate is still the best in the state.
While at a high 6.3 percent in September that rate is far below the other areas of the state. Hot Springs is at 7.7 percent jobless, Jonesboro at 7.3 percent; Texarkana at 7.8 percent, and Pine Bluff at 10.1 percent. The state average is 8.3 percent.

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Oil by the barrel is up to $92.51 over the weekend.
That equates into $109.34 a barrel in London on the International Market.
Retail diesel here at home is 80.1 cents higher per gallon than a year ago.
Gasoline is 63 cents higher per gallon than a year ago.
And we all think fuel prices (for the moment) are cheaper today.

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So long, LEI (Lighting Electrical Inc. of Fayetteville). Once a major player in all things being built, the company has closed, taking Chapter 7 bankruptcy. They listed $1.66 million in assets and unfortunately $11.5 million in debt.

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More on the BOF non-deal: Deposit records for Northwest Arkansas show the Bank of Fayetteville is 3rd in deposits with $327 million dollars of 3.8 percent share. ArVest, of course, is No. 1 with $1.2 billion (that’s billion, with a ‘B’) or 35 percent of all the deposits, or one-out-of-every-three dollars. Second is First Security with $483 million or 13.2 percent.

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Shares , which can be bought on the public stock exchange for the Bank of Fayetteville are at low levels. Who owns the most shares? Well, that would be Board Chair, David McClinton with a 14.3 percent of all shares. Next comes Lee Bodenhammer with 7.8 percent stake, then Jim Lindsey with 4.8 percent of the pie. Curtis Shipley has a 3.2 percent stake while CEO Mary Beth Brooks sits at 2.6 percent of all bank shares.

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No Comments 03 November 2011

One of the best things about living in Fayetteville is that people can complain, gripe and bitch.
Well here goes.
The Razorback mascot logo at the intersection of University Avenue and Dickson Street is a disgrace.
The Red Hog has never been red for very long. The street wear on the entire thing now has it a dirty black color. It is a disgrace right there near the vaunted steps to the campus front yard — Old Main’s greenspace.
A sharp-eyed viewer watching that professional team from TUSK-KA-LOOSA quickly pointed out in that sad excuse for a college town in northwestern Alabama, there was a copycat street emblem of the script “A” Bamaniacs are so proud to wear on everything from formal wedding gowns to the bride’s tush. The background for the red “A” is a cream color and the emblem is painted in the middle of the street. And it looks great.
Too bad the Hog looks so bad.
Please someone, do something. Do it now.
Wooo Pig please clean up that Razorback intersection.

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Uh, oh, here we go — again.
Do any of the “tree people” in Fayetteville care about these new “Franken trees” that are popping up all across the South? Seems a coalition of International Paper of Memphis, Mead/Wesvo Corp. and some New Zealand — Yep, that nation that is on the backside of the world — company called Rubicon Inc. are developing some genetically modified trees. These new trees are a hybrid of eucalyptus that grow faster, stronger and make more paper (A-ha!).
Therein lies the reason. One has to wonder do the “tree folks” here care? Are we ready for another invasion of the Jim Lindsey Bradford Pear tree to reclaim Fayetteville’s landscape?
Oh, Mary where are you now?

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Now here is a winner: bacon jerky! (To be found, where else but Walmart?)
Let that sink in for a minute,
Jerky … made from bacon. Do the taste buds begin to dance? Are grown men starting to drool? Well, that’s what the folks at Monogram Foods hope is in their future.
The bacon jerky is sold under the names of Trail’s Best and other private label names. It is just Beggin’ Strips for men.
Right here at your local Walmart.

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Ah, those clever folks at the Compton Gardens. A beautiful invitation came in the mail inviting Daddy W. It said “The Peel Compton Foundation Board of Directors requests your presence at the Annual Christmas Gala on Saturday, Dec. 3, 2011.”
Wow, Daddy W. will press his tux and shine up those ebony alligators for this shindig.
It goes on to talk about bubbly champagne and sumptuous pass-arounds.
Then they get down to business. “Tickets are $100 per person …” the invitation reads, and it goes up in cost from there.
What a scam. Col. and Congressman Peel would be upset. The late Dr. Compton, seeing this didn’t go to save a river, would be less a gentleman about his words.

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Did Daddy see a sign for a new painting company in Northwest Arkansas? How about one led by the National Championship point guard Corey Beck?
Well, there is a company bearing his name and also bearing witness to the 1994 National Championship basketball Razorbacks.
Does Jeff Long know about this use of the Hog moniker in a business? Uh-oh.

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No Comments 27 October 2011

Half a Million Arkansans are on Medicare, SSI

Stop! All you politicians. Be you in local towns, down in Little Rock, or out at Planet Washington D.C.
Read the headline.
Yes, there are 536,000 Arkansans on Social Security and Medicare in the state.
Wow. That’s a lot. A lot of voters.
And a lot of people who really care about the votes you are casting. If you don’t think so, keep on doing what you are doing. You will find out how unhappy these folks are in the coming months, weeks and days.

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How many certified organic farms are there in Arkansas?
Humm. A good question.

More than Mississippi — that’s always a good guess. And that’s correct. Mississippians have only 23. South Carolina has only 18, Louisiana 15, and Alabama 8 — yeah, something that Alabama sucks in — organic farming.

Arkansas, for the record has 25. Other states around us with certified organic farms include Oklahoma with 66, Tennessee with 26, and Texas with a whopping 279.

Certified organic farms and the food we eat does matter. It really does. Look for the local organic growers at the area’s farmers’ markets — most of them are there. And remember, the farmers’ markets will soon be closing down. Hurry to them while you can.

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This month, the UA’s “One Book, One Community” program featured author Colin Beavan and his book “No Impact Man.” Beavan decided to take matters into his own hands and not have a carbon footprint in New York City. His book will make you think. There is a public book signing at the UA today, and he is speaking to Fayetteville Book Clubs from noon to 2:30 p.m. Friday. Don’t miss it.

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The average American uses 176 gallons of water a day — that’s right every day. Aren’t you glad for Beaver Lake and all the wonder of that water resource and the watersheds that protect it? You should be. Just this past week Daddy W. supported a joint cause of keeping old computers and TVs out of the water supply and the landfills by recycling some relics at the Arvest Ball Park in Springdale. More than 24 tractor trailer loads of e-waste were collected there. Good job.

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Aldi’s Food Stores is building its second Fayetteville location on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. It is across from Lowe’s and next to the old Quittin’ Time Bar locale.
One has to wonder how it will go. But a recent conversation overheard on the canned food aisle at the World’s Largest Retailer may speak for itself. A mom, pinching pennies, remarked out loud that Aldi’s has the same green beans for 20 cents less.
But don’t argue that at the check out counter without a printed ad to back you up. Aldi’s does some printed advertising, but not every week.

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One disturbing item Daddy W. is watching is the state pension “droop” in other states. South Carolina, for example, is over $1 billion. Yes, that is with a “B” dollars out of sync with its anticipated pension income and outgo in the next five years.
Scary that some folks worked hard for a pension and might not be able to get it due to poor investment strategies and oversight. And in Arkansas we are all worked up about public officials retiring and then hiring themselves back on and drawing a pay check and retirement. Look for more changes in the upcoming Legislative Sessions.

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Gypsy sales?  Humm did the City Code Fathers fall asleep last week. There was a three-day sale in the old Quittin’ Time building. Now it is closed and moved on. Was there a permit? Was sales tax collected? There were some new goods sold? Or has Fayetteville already embraced Herman Cain’s new 9-9-9 formula? Daddy wants to know.

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Giving Back

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Giving Back

1 Comment 27 October 2011

By Blair Jackson
Editor

When Chloe Reese graduated from high school, she wanted to apply for the Peace Corps, but the organization suggested that she beef up her resume before applying. She entered the AmeriCorps National Civilian Community Corps instead, an organization that provides leadership training to young adults (ages 18-24). After a month of training, Reese and her team members traveled across the country to complete service missions. On Nov. 8, Reese will graduate the NCCC and will have 1,700 hours of community service under her belt.

Chloe Reese looking out on Lake Superior.

Reese compares her first interaction with her teammates to meeting fellow cast members on the Real World. “I sat with them at the table, trying to analyze the people I would be spending the next ten months with. Little did I know…these were going to be nine new members of my family.” Unlike the MTV show, which features seven strangers in a ginormous house, often drinking copious amounts of alcohol, Reese and her team, Maple 3, spent 10 months living in cabins and tents with the sole focus to give back to their country. “To me this was the real world,” she said.

 

Maple 3′s first task was at Sherman Lake, Mich., in August, where the group served as camp counselors for eight weeks. “We arrived … just in time for dinner, and there were fifth and sixth grade students serving us our food. I was instantly taken aback and offered continually to help, but I soon learned it was part of the fundamentals of the camp.”

After each dodgeball game, during all meals, at the end of every day — camp counselors strengthened core values of HCRR (honesty, caring, respect, and responsibility). Collectively, Maple 3 mentored 1,271 students, which demanded a significant amount of teamwork and individual strength from the fresh Corp members. “This was the project my team needed,” says Reese. “We all came out of our shells and realized from that point forward, we were in this together. We were going to succeed together.”

When summer was over, Reese and Maple 3 traveled to the small (Population 803) town of Pawnee City, Neb., hometown of Larry the Cable Guy. “This town taught me what community was. We were always greeted with smiling faces, conversations, and invites to their events,” says Reese. While cleaning a log cabin as part of the service regimen, Reese ran into less friendly mud daubers.

Reese says she learned the most from her time living on Isle Royale National Park, an island in Lake Superior. She and her team camped for six weeks, so isolated that they bathed in the lake and had groceries delivered via ferry. Having been neglected for fifteen years, brush hogging the trails and cleaning the park was a challenge. “I learned…what is important and how intense it is to see a moose in person,” Reese says of her time on the island.

Next, the team was called on disaster relief in Minot, N.D., where they mucked (removed all debris

Courtesy Photo: Even while completing 1,700 hours of community service, Fayetteville native Chloe Reese finds time to have a little fun.

from homes, often mildewed from water damage) and gutted 36 homes that had been flooded. “This was my favorite project,” says Reese, “getting to see the direct impact our work had on the community … and most importantly getting to see the actual damage a disaster can do.”

Reese is currently working in Noblesville, Idaho, with Hamilton County Parks and Recreation in various parks to preserve green space and areas of natural beauty. She will be back in Fayetteville in November, but the homecoming will be bittersweet. “This has been the best experience of my life thus far. The skills I learned, the relationships I made, and the memories I created are ones I will always remember,” she said.
For more information on AmeriCorps NCCC, visit www.americorps.gov.

Welcome to Ugly Town

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Welcome to Ugly Town

1 Comment 27 October 2011

Editor’s Note:
These buildings have been called many names — abandoned and dilapidated, eyesores and blight — but what it boils down to is that they’re just plain ugly. There is something unnatural about empty man-made structures, which makes it easy for the imagination to jump to conclusions about them.

Picture an alleyway between warehouses, punctuated by an open door that leads only to blackness. Imagine walking through an abandoned factory, where it is silent, except for the clinking of a rusty chain and the creaking of a wheel. In your mind’s eye, peer into the shadows to see a cellar with an earthen floor. While any of these places could serve as an excellent backdrop to a horror movie, there is the knowledge that people left these buildings behind, and the ugliness of the façade begs the deeper question, “What happened here?”

Known As: The Mountain Inn
There has been a recent emergence of murmurings among Fayetteville citizens about the city’s failed TIF project in the downtown area. Since its renovation and expansion in the 1960s, the Mountain Inn has changed ownership several times with little success. Most recently, the city council voted to use tax increment financing to remove most of the inn and to support the construction of a new structure. Though the bulk of the blight was removed in 2005, the structure of the original Mountain Inn from 1866 was left behind, keeping the historic feel of Center Street intact, and also preserving a slice of ugly for the corner.

A “Coming Soon” poster for the proposed replacement, Renaissance Towers, now lies in the alcove of the building, flanked by the dead leaves and trash that have accumulated with time. The ground floor, which is blocked by a chain-link fence, was used as office space until 2000, when Stella Moga from Ohio took ownership. Kit Williams, who is now the city attorney of Fayetteville, worked from the building for 14 years. When the building changed owners, Williams was given less than a month to vacate. Now, almost 12 years have passed, no renovations have been made and his name is still on the door.

Comprised of three stories and a basement area, there is a lot of space to be had, but interested investors would need to make major renovations to make use of the entire building. Brian Maxwell, who owns and manages Damgoode Pies next door, purchased the neighboring structure for its “ambience.” And it must be said, the remains of the Mountain Inn still holds a certain amount of charm under the debris. (Editor’s Note: I was unable to contact any of the current owners to get a statement.)

Known As: The Mexican Original Tyson Plant
At the intersection of Huntsville and Happy Hollow sits a sprawling complex of what appears to be storefronts and offices. Google maps identifies the address as Eastgate Shopping Center, and that’s what it appears to be — an abandoned strip mall. On the west side of the property, a chain-link gate stands open, and there are no signs to warn off trespassers. Metal silos stand in one corner, and on the other side of the property, sits a machine on a rooftop.

Formerly a tortilla plant, the 124,000-square-foot building was purchased by the city in 2005 and was intended to become a public justice complex. Those plans never came into fruition, but the empty warehouses and offices are sometimes used by the city fire and police departments for training. Even the grain bins come in handy. “We drop 185 pound dummies into the silos. Bring it up and then do it again,” says firefighter Carl Keller. Sergeant Stout with the Fayetteville police department says sometimes the building is used to train canine units or to practice building searches.

All of the storefronts are now vacant. Glass has piled up on one area of the sidewalk. A shopping cart has been left in one of the machine rooms. Windows are broken. Doors are missing, damaged, or unlocked. Keller says vagrants often trespass on the property. Burglars have long since stripped the building of its copper.

The future of the property remains unclear. Necessary renovations are estimated at $8 million. According to a 2009 report the city is currently kicking around a few different options for the building and surround 9.03 acres, but wouldn’t hesitate to sell it.

Known As: Campbell’s Grocery Store
Next to the Eureka Pizza on Leverett sits what appears to be a one-story apartment complex. Two of the three doors are kicked in. Debris crowds the doorways. Shattered glass and tattered insulation hang from windows. Peeking through the doors you can see cabinets, walls and rafters. Jerry Sweetster of Sweetster Property says the building was uninhabitable when they bought it. The purchase was a strategic move to control the property, and until they have a concrete plan for building something new, he sees no reason to tear it down. County assessor records say the structure was built in 1910, making it more than a century old.

The back of the building is far more interesting than the street front facade. Built on a hill, there are stairs leading to doorways where weeds have overgrown the steps, and small trees have breached the walls. There is a doorway missing one door, exposing the lower level of the building. I cannot tell if the floor is earthen or concrete covered in dirt.

Sweetster says he purchased the building from Jeannine Presley, whose family lived and worked in the building known as Campbell’s Grocery. Though I couldn’t find any additional history about the building. I have come to the conclusion that it was an apartment building at one time. My detective skills noted different numbers on three separate doorways, and I uncovered a floor plan entitled “Apartments Apartments.”

* All of these buildings are dangerous. Do not, under any circumstances, enter these buildings.

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No Comments 20 October 2011

Well it’s that profit taking and making time of the year. For some, like those who burn up the diesel fuel like J.B. Hunt Transportation, this is the best time of the year.
The Lowell-based carrier and their intermodal group posted record high profit this past week. The earnings per share went above the analyst-predicted levels — again — a good thing for the struggling economic engine of Northwest Arkansas.

Not everyone’s numbers are good this time of the year. Walmart, for example, is focused on the holidays, but the late summer usually makes a real “dip” in their retail numbers. While trying to be positive this past week, officials with the world’s largest retailer said Walmart has “turned the corner.”  Well, let’s all hope so. If there is going to be economic recovery in this county (and the world) let’s hope the world’s largest retailer can get it done.

No pig jokes please. Walmart is in a jam in China, shuttering several stores after a scandal involving incorrect labeling of pork products. The Central Government in China is putting the pressure on the stores and actually hinting that the local folks who mislabeled the products might get jail time.

Online sales tax?
Just ask Northwest Arkansas U.S. Rep. Steve Womack, R-Rogers, who is a fan.
In fact, the radio wave warbler of the Congressman, who last sat in the Mayor’s chair for the City of Rogers, introduced a bill to empower states to collect sales taxes from Amazon and other online retailers. It is called the “Market Place Equity Act of 2011.”  Daddy says watch this bill.
Sources in the Arkansas State Government — all the way to the Governor’s Office — sure do like this bill.

Tar up the runways at Drake Field before someone falls in one of them cracks, Daddy W. says.
Local airplane owners and others were complaining about the runway at Drake Field being closed down to make repairs.
Well duh…
That runway — and all others — needs to be in tip-top shape, don’t you think? A “runway rejuvenation” is needed, City offices say.
Van Buren-based Time Striping will do the work next week (Oct. 24-25) and from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. The tarmac will be closed for repairs.

Even with perfect weather, some craft fair venues looked less than full this past weekend.  Maybe it is the economy. Maybe it’s time to reinvent the craft’s fair event. Oh, yeah, the Granddaddy of them all, War Eagle, probably doesn’t need a reinvent. But just how many of those rolling ducks made from tire rubber and pine can one kid have?

Watch for the Springdale Cops to have a classier looking ride as they retire the last of the Crown Victoria models from Ford. The new SUV Police Vehicles don’t really look like cop cars. They look more like Federal Vehicles. It is just the local police pulling you over. Not the FBI, INS or U.S. Marshal — so pull over.

Yarnell’s Ice Cream’s bankruptcy trustee will soon auction off its real estate. That move will affect Northwest Arkansas. Several of the Searcy-based ice cream warehouse locations in Northwest Arkansas will be on the auction block. And can you believe it, Walgreen’s stores still have some of the Yarnell products for sale. Check that expiration date folks — it is bound to be getting close.

Daddy W. has heard that a local gadfly CPA might be a GOPer for State House District 92. More on this later.

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Never say that State Rep. Uvalde Lindsey, D-Fayetteville, misses a chance to cover the (his political) bases. Already he has held a brief, donut meet-and-greet following a Political Animals event at the Clarion Inn in Fayetteville. There were lots of old Fayetteville friends there — some Daddy knows to be card-carrying GOPers.

Now some “friends of Uvalde” are hosting a fund raiser at a private home in Springdale — sort of outside his bailiwick, but that’s OK. However, the decision to put former GOP candidate Bootsie Ackerman (who ran for the same senate seat) on the full-color flyer, smiling and shaking hands with the new candidate, has caused a little stir. Note the word “little.” Some of those involved with the fallout from the Ackerman/Madison Senate tussle a few years ago were taken aback at the photo.

But again, never let one underestimate state Rep. Lindsey’s (soon to be state Sen. Lindsey) acumen to politics.

Still on politics — just wait, there is some business in this week’s wanderings — Congressman Tim Griffin, R-Little Rock, will be making his Northwest Arkansas Political Animals debut on Oct. 21 at the Clarion Inn. Breakfast is $9 and that’s for the breakfast. There are no Political Animal Club dues, according to Richard Hudson, who spearheads this mix of political speakers while working his day job at the University of Arkansas.

Uh, oh. Wells Fargo, Regions Bank and US Bank better watch their step. Attorney General Dustin McDaniel is about to jump on these financial institutions for offering that old, slick version of PAY DAY LOANS. Remember folks, these high interest pay day loan scams were outlawed in 2008 by the state Supremes. General McDaniel — needing a good, meaty topic to flank his run for the governor’s office in 2014 — seems ready to pounce.

No fees?! It didn’t take local banks in Northwest Arkansas long to say there will be no ATM fees or hidden fees charged on debit cards. Even ArVest with almost 11 percent of the deposits in the area isn’t too big to see that such fees, even when legal, are not good for business. Or good for its smallest customers.

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Dancing with the Giant Mountain Troll

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By Zan Jarvis
TFW Contributing Writer

Ralph Odom knows how to get the girls.
For two hours every Friday night, the man holds more women in his arms than most men do in a month. All kinds of women — short ones, tall ones, young ones, old ones and every type in between.
He does it all without ever leaving the dance floor during Happy Hour at George’s Majestic Lounge. The women flock to him.
“If they want to dance, I’m available,” he says. But he has some restrictions. “One who comes up with a long neck beer and it used to be a cigarette (city ordinance prohibits smoking now). I tell ’em, ‘Decide. Do you want to smoke and drink or do you want to dance?’”
Most decide on dancing.
His secret?
No, it’s not his dance style, which he describes as Ozark Folk-Funk Kabuki. He says it’s simply that the women can tell he doesn’t want to coerce them into anything, so they feel comfortable in his arms even when he holds them close. And it works. He’s been known to have four or five women clinging to him for a slow song.
“I don’t use dancing as a precursor to making out. Well — there were one or two exceptions. One lasted five years, but nobody knew about it.” (No more information was forthcoming on that topic.)
“Most American males dance because they got an idea that it’s something they have to do in the mating ritual. They don’t really like it. I’ve seen couple after couple who got together because they had a good time (dancing). They get married and he quits dancing. It’s a male thing.”
Ralph says it’s not unusual for several men to stop him on his way in to the bar to ask if he’ll dance with their wives.
“I tell ’em, ‘She’ll have to come out there.’ I’m not pursuing them.” Actually, he’s so busy dancing he doesn’t have the time to leave the floor.
These days Ralph Odom has 77 years under his belt. For the last 25 years, he has never lacked a dance partner for long. At the old Back Forty, the defunct Chester’s, George’s and many other saloons living and dead, Ralph has had all the partners he has wanted.
At around five feet tall, Ralph is shorter than many of the women. After his second marriage, as he put it, “went down the drain” in 1984, he started calling himself the Giant Mountain Troll. He even put together a Troll Chart, showing the stream trolls, the woods trolls and such. At the bottom of the list was the Giant Mountain Troll, a nearly-extinct Ozark species with only one known member — Ralph.
He’s famous for dancing barefooted. One night at the Back Forty — when he was “getting ready to be newly divorced” — he kicked off a pair of shoes that didn’t fit. He has seldom worn shoes dancing since. In addition, his bare feet are distinctive because of the duct tape wrapping the middle of each foot.
“I do it to keep my arches from breaking down,” he says. “Ballet dancers do it. That’s where I got it.”
His life of dancing has been hard on him in some ways. He had laparoscopic surgery on both knees before the right one was replaced. To keep from twisting his knees too much, he spreads baby powder on the floor before he dances. He shares with other dancers who just want a little more glide in their stride.
“A lot of people think the powder is an affectation, but people are sloppy and spill drinks. The floor gets sticky and it’s impossible to dance. The powder helps you slide.”
Six years ago Ralph didn’t show up for happy hour.
Soon someone announced from the stage that he was in the hospital. Everyone gasped in shock.
He had danced for six straight hours at Winfest the weekend before and developed chest pains. Considering Ralph’s family history of angina, the doctor catheterized his heart, expecting to find blockage, but found the arteries more open than anticipated. He went home to rest up for the next dance.
Ralph says he has no plans to stop boogying his Happy Hours away, but he has hopes for the end of his dance.
“Let’s see — how will I put this? I guess — if the rapture shows up, well, if it’s left up to me, I’ll go out on one of those long riffs with the Cates or Michael Burks. I’ll be a whirling dervish and poof, ‘Where did he go?’ And that’s it. I’ve given up looking to heaven for something — except rain or a flock of birds.”
Until that final whirligig, you can expect to find the Giant Mountain Troll out-dancing everybody else at George’s Happy Hour. Oh, yes, that’s six till eight every Friday. Bring your dancin’ shoes or come barefoot!

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