From the twisted, deviant musings of a couple of local talents comes the loopy advice of “Your law enthusiast specialists and more” at “How Illegal Is It?” (www.howillegalisit.com). “Jeff” and “Collette” are willing to answer any number of oddball questions with equally oddball and often questionable advice.

Two weeks ago, the Free Weekly ran a cover story titled “Stoned,” a whimsical look at places with great views if you happen to be … well, stoned, in the opinion of the writer. It was a lark, not meant to be taken seriously. More of a continuing jab in the eye of laws that…

Yep, we’re trying out a new nationally syndicated column this week in the Freekly. Some of you might remember what happened the last time we introduced a column. Ugh.

I’d gotten used to automatically deleting/reporting spam e-mail based on certain obvious words or phrases. So I almost clicked “Report Spam” when I saw the words “Shit Robot.”