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Please punctuate your rant correctly

Last week, it was the twin messages of “Beware Of God” on a single car that caught my eye, prompting a plea not to reduce your closely held beliefs to a simple bumper sticker.

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Slogans are my co-pilot

Heck, if you want to believe in the coming of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (www.venganza.org), then go for it.

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Too Close For Comfort

What is it with people wanting a close parking space?
Earlier this year, a driver parked his truck inside the Pontiac Coffee House in Springdale, mangling the door and shattering glass. Now another Springdale business has been hit with a close encounter.

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Why Drug Laws Have Failed

Retired Judge Jim Gray has a mantra regarding drug policies in the U.S. that bears repeating:
“We couldn’t do a worse job if we tried.”

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Responses To 'Stoned'

Two weeks ago, the Free Weekly ran a cover story titled “Stoned,” a whimsical look at places with great views if you happen to be … well, stoned, in the

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What The … ?!!!

Yeah, I know you’re not supposed to take shots at softball targets. I’m doing it anyway. While thousands upon thousands of people packed into close quarters enjoyed themselves in mostly

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Win! / Fail :(

Peyton Hillis had another great week with his 102 yards rushing and a touchdown aiding the Browns to a win over division-rival Bengals.

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What The … ?!!!

Yep, we’re trying out a new nationally syndicated column this week in the Freekly. Some of you might remember what happened the last time we introduced a column. Ugh.

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Win! / Fail :(

When a former Razorback has that kind of day — 144 yards and a TD on a terrible Cleveland team against a Baltimore defense — you have to let everyone know it’s time to yell “Woo Pig Sooie!”

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What The … ?!!

I’d gotten used to automatically deleting/reporting spam e-mail based on certain obvious words or phrases. So I almost clicked “Report Spam” when I saw the words “Shit Robot.”