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Born Jesterday

Using a pre-printed card to hit on the ladies makes a powerful statement: “I’m looking for a kind woman to nurse me back to masculinity.”

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A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse

A year ago, the woman who pet-sits for me began inviting herself over for dinner. We started going out about three times a week.

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Conflict & Chaos Between the Ages

We are completing the month of Aquarius this week. However, Mercury remains in Aquarius and we are entering the Age of Aquarius (Ages last 2,500 years). So Aquarius will be with us for a very long time.

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Stare Trek

The 40-year-old guy I’m dating swivels his head to check out ladies everywhere. He even comments on those he finds attractive. I’ve mentioned that it bugs me. He contends that

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You Deserve A Breakup Today

Ideally, “till death do us part” doesn’t lead to daydreams involving a shovel and a tarp.

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Lunar Eclipse – Something Disappears

Friday afternoon/early evening we have the Aquarius solar festival and full moon with the first lunar eclipse of 2017.

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Jupiter Retrogrades in Libra – Are We Balanced, Are We Gracious?

Here we are already in February, the month of Aquarius & Pisces, of Groundhog Day (Candlemas Day, Imbolc, cross quarter day between winter & spring), Valentines, Chinese new year, the Lantern Festival at the full moon, birthdays of presidents Lincoln & Washington, and for this year, the month of two eclipses (lunar Feb. 10, solar Feb. 26). February also informs us that spring (March 20th) is one month away.

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Savings And Alone

Candlelight all over your apartment is really romantic — unless you’re using it because they’ve cut your power off again.

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Get Off My Yawn!

So, you just want the security of marriage with all the excitement of dating somebody new — which is kind of like wanting a latex hood and ball gag that are also a comfy old pair of slippers.

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Waters of Life Poured Forth for Thirsty Humanity

The sun enters Aquarius Thursday afternoon right after Mars squares Saturn (a transit that can be a quite challenging – we move forward and are pulled back).