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Risa's Astrology

Two Retrogrades & Two Festivals

Two planets (Saturn and Mercury) retrograde this week and we have two festivals (Palm Sunday & the Aries Spring Festival). Sunday is Palm Sunday and next Sunday is Easter.

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Greed Between The Lines

Once again, it’s Christmas. Ooh, ooh, what’s that under the tree?! Once again…it’s the floor.

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Rebooty And The Beast

Right about now, you’ve got to be recognizing the unexpected benefits of those gas station attendant shirts with the guy’s name sewn onto them.

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Three Spring Festivals – Aries, Taurus, Gemini – Restoring the Plan on Earth

Since winter solstice, the New Group of World Servers has been preparing for the Three Spring festivals (Aries, Taurus, Gemini solar festivals at the time of the full moon), and especially for Wesak, the Buddha Full Moon Festival in Taurus.

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New Rhythms, New Archetypes, New Ideas for a New World

We are in the full stream of Aries fire now. Spring has arrived and new life is emerging in the Northern Hemisphere. The new Spiritual Year began at Spring Equinox

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Loot Conquers All

If gift price is tied to meal price, it seems there should be a sliding scale.

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A World Of Blurt

Confessing your crush to your married co-worker is like arranging a transfer to her — of your 26-pound tumor: “His name is Fred. He enjoys fine wine, banned preservatives, and cigarette smoke. I hope you’re very happy together!”

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Venus Retrograde in Aries

Venus is retrograde in Aries. Retrogrades are times of re-evaluation and review. Venus represents our possessions, values, relationships (lovers, partners, intimate friends).

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Born Jesterday

Using a pre-printed card to hit on the ladies makes a powerful statement: “I’m looking for a kind woman to nurse me back to masculinity.”

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A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse

A year ago, the woman who pet-sits for me began inviting herself over for dinner. We started going out about three times a week.