Advice
Beak Experience
I recently started dating this new girl. I asked her whether her lips and boobs are real (and it turns out they are). However, I did call her out on
年节 Chinese New Year
This is the first week of Lent (purification, preparation) and according to the Luni-solar calendar, the Chinese Spring Festival/Lunar New Year of 2015 – Year of the Wood Sheep/Goat.
Avatars, Presidents, Valentines, Ashes, Lent & a New Moon
This is our last week of Aquarius (world Server). Next week (Wednesday) Sun enters Pisces (world Savior). Note the different esoteric tasks. Although it’s being denied, past structures of reality continue breaking down and dissolving.
Stay-At-Home Martyr
Kids these days grow up so fast. Before you know it, they’re 50 and back home doing bong hits in the basement.
Last week of Mercury Retrograde
While in its “retrograde shadow” Mercury’s not yet quite moving forward with it’s usual “messenger” speed.
Rant’s Tomb
On a date, you should merely be splashing your personality around, tempted as you may be to hold a guy down and try to drown him in it.
Playing With Mismatches
The French make this sort of mismatch sound sexy and fabulous, calling what she’s feeling “la douleur exquise” — the “exquisite pain” of wanting somebody you can’t have.
Aquarius Calling, Humanity Rising
Aquarius (eleventh sign after Aries) is the sign of service – serving one another, building community. Aquarius is fixed air – stabilizing new ideas in the world.
Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius
The magical time of Mercury’s retrograde cycle is here once again (till February 11th, and then some). Mercury retro cycle actually lasts 8 weeks when we consider its retrograde shadow. Giving us 6 months a year for review.
Urning Curve
If you’re putting on some skimpy somethings to get your boyfriend in the right mindset in bed, ideally, they aren’t three strategically located “Hello, My Name Is…” stickers.
