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A Force To Be Reckoned Whiff

Welcome to the decline of civilization playing out in a single garment. If a grown man who wears one of these things says something like “Let me slip into something more comfortable,” you’ve got to think, “What, the womb?”

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Lord Of The Ringer

Okay then. You’ll just be having a nice big scoop of “What Comes Around Goes Around.” Cup or cone? Nuts? Sprinkles?

Risa's Astrology

Leo Sun; Full Moon, Venus Retro in Leo; Saturn Direct

A complex week of planetary movements, challenges, demands, callings. We’re in the time of Leo Sun. Leo – fixed fire, gold, the heart, generous, strong, noble, the king/queen, needs appreciation, praise from everyone in order to move forward.

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Sun in Leo, Rosy Star, Venus & Uranus Retrograde

Three major celestial events occur this week. Wednesday, Sun enters Leo, highlighting the heart center of everyone.

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The Science of Make-Up Sex

Sex can be a form of peacekeeping, since your girlfriend can’t be screaming that you loaded the dishwasher wrong if she’s screaming, “OHGOD!OHGOD!OHGOD!”

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Light in the Mind, Light of the World

On July 15th, at the new moon (no light) something new was initiated in the Unites States called Jade Helm (July 15 – Sept. 15).

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Mourning Breath

You’ve got a bad case of the “coulda shouldas,” which, in psychology, is called “counterfactual thinking,” as in thinking “counter” to the actual “facts” of what happened.

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Let Isolation Be the Rule

The entire week builds toward Wednesday’s (July 15) new moon of Cancer (23.14 degrees). Mercury has entered Cancer.

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Requiem For A Scream

There are a number of reasons women fake orgasms, like that the guy is taking FOREVER.

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We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident

Saturday, July 4th, is the 239th birthday of the United States commemorating the signing of the Declaration of Independence (the U.S. astrology chart has Aquarius moon – freedom for its people, by its people).