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Looking For Mr./Ms. Right

Online profiles only as real as the person behind them   I’m a woman looking for a new boyfriend and considering various online dating sites. Some have long questionnaires, and

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Subject To Interpretation

Dating sites work best if you’re the preferred catch My girlfriend and I broke up recently, so I’m back in the dating pool. Do you think online dating is a

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Lessons Learned Lessen Time to Grieve, Move On — Advice Goddess

My boyfriend of three years cheated on me, and when I found out, he dumped me. I’m getting over it, but boy, it’s a slow process. Some days, I’m fine,

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Sneak Peek Might Be Just That, Nothing More — Advice Goddess

Advice Goddess Amy Alkon My girlfriend of two years had me help her download photos from her phone, and I found about two dozen close-ups of her private parts. She

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Creepy Is As Creepy Does

I’m a man who likes to girl-watch. I do this from behind very dark glasses, yet I still elicit scowls from women. Recently, I was at a help desk, and

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Speaking Ill Of The Dud

I have a close friend whose relationships always end badly. The new guy she’s dating has a reputation as a user. My friend’s very successful, and I believe he’s dating

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How Do I Find Out About Silicone Valley

I’m a guy who hates fake boobs. I’ve dumped women I really liked upon discovering they have them. Total deal-breaker for me. However, I obviously can’t just ask whether a

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Sight For Thor Eyes

Like you, I happen to like men who look like their hobbies are chopping down trees and going to war with foreign powers.

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Don Yawn

Ever gotten new carpeting? The first month, it’s “No shoes and no drinks whatsoever in the living room!” A few months after that: “Oh, we don’t use glasses anymore. Just splash red wine around and drink right off the rug.”

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Swarm Fuzzies

Ideally, “I’ve never felt this way before!” reflects something a little more romantic than longing to tunnel out of your relationship with a sharpened spoon.