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Swarm Fuzzies

Ideally, “I’ve never felt this way before!” reflects something a little more romantic than longing to tunnel out of your relationship with a sharpened spoon.

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Caveheart: What to Do When You’re Dating an Introvert

Taking an introvert to a party can be a challenge. On the other hand, if it’s a Fourth of July party, you know where to find him: hiding in the bathtub with the dogs.

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Greed Between The Lines

Once again, it’s Christmas. Ooh, ooh, what’s that under the tree?! Once again…it’s the floor.

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Rebooty And The Beast

Right about now, you’ve got to be recognizing the unexpected benefits of those gas station attendant shirts with the guy’s name sewn onto them.

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Loot Conquers All

If gift price is tied to meal price, it seems there should be a sliding scale.

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A World Of Blurt

Confessing your crush to your married co-worker is like arranging a transfer to her — of your 26-pound tumor: “His name is Fred. He enjoys fine wine, banned preservatives, and cigarette smoke. I hope you’re very happy together!”

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Born Jesterday

Using a pre-printed card to hit on the ladies makes a powerful statement: “I’m looking for a kind woman to nurse me back to masculinity.”

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A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse

A year ago, the woman who pet-sits for me began inviting herself over for dinner. We started going out about three times a week.

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Stare Trek

The 40-year-old guy I’m dating swivels his head to check out ladies everywhere. He even comments on those he finds attractive. I’ve mentioned that it bugs me. He contends that

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You Deserve A Breakup Today

Ideally, “till death do us part” doesn’t lead to daydreams involving a shovel and a tarp.