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Ambivalence Actually

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Paradise Flossed

Paint And Suffering I’m doing some work on my landlady’s house. She just CANNOT figure out what color to paint it. Now, when a man paints his house, he goes

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Ambivalence Actually and Paradise Flossed

Ambivalence Actually My boyfriend of two years read my diary and found out that I had expressed feelings for another guy while we were together. I never acted on them

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The Arf Of Reading People and Nightlight At The End Of The Tunnel

The Arf Of Reading People I’m a woman who judges potential boyfriends by whether dogs like them. My friends think I’m crazy, but I’m convinced that my dog picks up

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Waif Watchers and You Had Me At Hell

The Shoo Maker I’m a single dude in my 30s, and I really want a girlfriend, but I keep striking out with women. My female co-worker says that if I

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Waif Watchers

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You Had Me At Hell

Waif Watchers I’m a 33-year-old woman, and I’ve always been thin. I lost about 12 pounds after a tough breakup. I’m working on getting back to a healthier weight. However,

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Endship Ring

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To The Bitter Friend

Endship Ring I was roommates with a girl five years ago. I was a spoiled brat for many years, but I’ve worked very hard to change. She, on the other

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Putting The Removes On Someone and Hello. Is It Me You’re Cooking For?

Putting The Removes On Someone I recently had my addiction recovery memoir published. I’m very honest and vulnerable in it, and readers feel super-connected to me because of it. Most

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Girl-On-Girl Inaction and For Whom The Cell Tolls

Girl-On-Girl Inaction I hate to be trite, but my wife and I are experiencing “lesbian bed death.” We’ve been happily married for three years. I’m not sure why we’re not

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A Brief History Of Tame

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Darth Vaper

I’m a 45-year-old single guy seeking a long-term relationship. My problem is that when I’m interacting with a woman I’m attracted to, my ability to read whether she’s interested in

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Hipster Replacement and The Customer Is Always Frightened

Backbone To The Future I’m a man in my 60s. Looking back on my romantic life, I was always the guy women spent time with when their husband or boyfriend