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Sneak Peek Might Be Just That, Nothing More — Advice Goddess

Advice Goddess Amy Alkon My girlfriend of two years had me help her download photos from her phone, and I found about two dozen close-ups of her private parts. She

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Creepy Is As Creepy Does

I’m a man who likes to girl-watch. I do this from behind very dark glasses, yet I still elicit scowls from women. Recently, I was at a help desk, and

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Speaking Ill Of The Dud

I have a close friend whose relationships always end badly. The new guy she’s dating has a reputation as a user. My friend’s very successful, and I believe he’s dating

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How Do I Find Out About Silicone Valley

I’m a guy who hates fake boobs. I’ve dumped women I really liked upon discovering they have them. Total deal-breaker for me. However, I obviously can’t just ask whether a

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Sight For Thor Eyes

Like you, I happen to like men who look like their hobbies are chopping down trees and going to war with foreign powers.

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Don Yawn

Ever gotten new carpeting? The first month, it’s “No shoes and no drinks whatsoever in the living room!” A few months after that: “Oh, we don’t use glasses anymore. Just splash red wine around and drink right off the rug.”

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Swarm Fuzzies

Ideally, “I’ve never felt this way before!” reflects something a little more romantic than longing to tunnel out of your relationship with a sharpened spoon.

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Caveheart: What to Do When You’re Dating an Introvert

Taking an introvert to a party can be a challenge. On the other hand, if it’s a Fourth of July party, you know where to find him: hiding in the bathtub with the dogs.

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Greed Between The Lines

Once again, it’s Christmas. Ooh, ooh, what’s that under the tree?! Once again…it’s the floor.

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Rebooty And The Beast

Right about now, you’ve got to be recognizing the unexpected benefits of those gas station attendant shirts with the guy’s name sewn onto them.