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Seize The Meh and Give Pizza A Chance

Seize The Meh I’m a 31-year-old guy who got really hurt after a relationship ended a few years back. Now I just don’t date women whom I’ll ever really care

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Buddha Heat and In The Mood For Shrug

Buddha Heat My husband and I are lucky — like that couple in their 70s you wrote about — to have a satisfying sex life after 23 years together. Still,

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Credible Fret and Netflix And Kill

Credible Fret I’m a 34-year-old woman in a two-year relationship with a guy. I’ve never been the jealous type. Yet, I do feel oddly possessive and jealous in this relationship,

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Weed Better Get Some Febreze and Angry Bards

Weed Better Get Some Febreze I’m sober, but my boyfriend smokes pot. I’m fine with that, but I don’t want him smoking in the house. He says it’s his house,

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Fade Diet and Fappy Gilmore

Fade Diet I got ghosted — dumped by a guy who just disappeared on me, no explanation — after three months of lovey-dovey dating. Clearly, he isn’t a great person,

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The Last Stare Fighter

The Last Stare Fighter I’m a 28-year-old woman who has been single for over five years. I’m steering clear of dating sites right now because of how so many guys

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The Last Stare Fighter

The Last Stare Fighter I’m a 28-year-old woman who has been single for over five years. I’m steering clear of dating sites right now because of how so many guys

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Prance Charming and Fort Noxious

    Prance Charming My friend is obsessed with dating models. Of course, because he’s dating mostly based on looks, these relationships rarely last. He says that he’s trying to

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Fort Noxious

Prance Charming My friend is obsessed with dating models. Of course, because he’s dating mostly based on looks, these relationships rarely last. He says that he’s trying to move up

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Ambivalence Actually and Paradise Flossed

Paint And Suffering I’m doing some work on my landlady’s house. She just CANNOT figure out what color to paint it. Now, when a man paints his house, he goes