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Waif Watchers and You Had Me At Hell

The Shoo Maker I’m a single dude in my 30s, and I really want a girlfriend, but I keep striking out with women. My female co-worker says that if I

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Waif Watchers

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You Had Me At Hell

Waif Watchers I’m a 33-year-old woman, and I’ve always been thin. I lost about 12 pounds after a tough breakup. I’m working on getting back to a healthier weight. However,

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Endship Ring

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To The Bitter Friend

Endship Ring I was roommates with a girl five years ago. I was a spoiled brat for many years, but I’ve worked very hard to change. She, on the other

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Putting The Removes On Someone and Hello. Is It Me You’re Cooking For?

Putting The Removes On Someone I recently had my addiction recovery memoir published. I’m very honest and vulnerable in it, and readers feel super-connected to me because of it. Most

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Girl-On-Girl Inaction and For Whom The Cell Tolls

Girl-On-Girl Inaction I hate to be trite, but my wife and I are experiencing “lesbian bed death.” We’ve been happily married for three years. I’m not sure why we’re not

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A Brief History Of Tame

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Darth Vaper

I’m a 45-year-old single guy seeking a long-term relationship. My problem is that when I’m interacting with a woman I’m attracted to, my ability to read whether she’s interested in

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Hipster Replacement and The Customer Is Always Frightened

Backbone To The Future I’m a man in my 60s. Looking back on my romantic life, I was always the guy women spent time with when their husband or boyfriend

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Hipster Replacement

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The Customer Is Always Frightened

Hipster Replacement I’m a 57-year-old lesbian, and I’m only attracted to much younger women (very early 20s). We’re obviously in very different places in our lives, and these “relationships” don’t

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Flee-Bitten and Shudder Speed

Satin Worshipper My parents said they’d give my fiance and me money for a wedding or for a down payment on a home. They aren’t wealthy, so my fiance and

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Flee-Bitten and Shudder Speed

Flee-Bitten For three months, things were going really well with this man I was dating. He’d introduced me to his daughter. We’d even planned a trip together. And then he