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Eat, Gray, Love And The Bedder Business Bureau

Eat, Gray, Love I am almost 50 but look much younger, and I’m noticing that a number of the guys who are pursuing me are in their early 30s. I’m

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America’s Next Top Remodel

America’s Next Top Remodel I’m seeing so many women on Instagram who’ve had themselves made over to be super hot through cosmetic surgery and injectable fillers. They all have the

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Care Bare and Bad Stare Day

Care Bare I’m dating this new woman. I like her a lot, but she keeps complaining that I still have pictures of my ex-girlfriend on my wall, saying that it

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Areola 51 And A Czar Is Born

Areola 51 A lot of women are posting pix of themselves on Instagram in very skimpy attire. I don’t feel comfortable doing that (though I’m in great shape), because I’m

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Cling Kong

Cling Kong My girlfriend of three years recently took a trip home for a weekend wedding. Before she left, I asked her, “Can you set my expectations as to how

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Gramping Her Style and Debt Valley

Gramping Her Style My friend just joined a dating site for elite creative professionals. Unfortunately, it grabs your age from Facebook, so you can’t shave off years. At 50, she’s

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Foul Pay and Keeping It Rio

Foul Pay I went out with a feminist who was all into women’s empowerment, but when the bill came, she made no effort to chip in. Please explain this type

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Fifty Shades of Go Away and Remorse Code

Fifty Shades Of Go Away I’m the female author of a funny memoir about sex addiction and relationships. Unfortunately, I now have male readers asking me on dates via email,

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Things That Go Bump In The Knight and Girls Just Wanna Have Funding?

Things That Go Bump In The Knight I’m confused. Does treating women as equals mean not doing those things that would previously have been considered chivalrous, like opening doors and

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The Hand That Rocks The Ladle and From Adhere To Eternity

The Hand That Rocks The Ladle I’m a 57-year-old twice-divorced man. Though I never wanted to get to a point where romance wouldn’t be in my big picture, I’m feeling