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The Hand That Rocks The Ladle and From Adhere To Eternity

The Hand That Rocks The Ladle I’m a 57-year-old twice-divorced man. Though I never wanted to get to a point where romance wouldn’t be in my big picture, I’m feeling

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For Whom The Sleigh Bells Toll and Crushin’ Roulette

For Whom The Sleigh Bells Toll I get very lonely around the holidays. My family is just my parents, and they’re far away. I don’t have a boyfriend right now.

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Teetotally Awesome and Her Beta Half

Teetotally Awesome I’m a recovering addict, five years sober. My ex-boyfriend was a “normie” (12-step slang for someone who hasn’t had addiction issues), and there were definitely things he just

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Best Man For The Sob and Denial Of Cervix

Woe Is Meow I lost over 100 pounds. I’m really proud of my myself and my new body, so I post pix on Instagram. Disturbingly, I’ve got a few haters

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Best Man For The Sob and Denial Of Cervix

Best Man For The Sob I’m a 28-year-old guy with an amazing girlfriend. She gets upset and sometimes cries, and I never know how to soothe her. I’m afraid to

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Apartnering Up

My husband and I started having problems when I found an email he sent to his ex-girlfriend saying, “You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. I want to spend

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Business Meating and Droop-Dead Gorgeous

Business Meating A man asked me for my number at an event, saying he wanted to take me to dinner. I told him I’d just ended a relationship and wasn’t

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Here We Glow Again

Here We Glow Again My friends tease me, saying that I’m such an obnoxious jerk, but amazingly, everybody seems to love me. Somebody said it’s because I have charisma —

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Jenny From The Flock and Girl Loves Oy

Jenny From The Flock I hit it off with this guy I met on Match.com. We’ve been dating for a month and slept together twice. He said he’d delete his

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Hi, Anxiety! and The Girl With The Draggin’ Tattoo

Hi, Anxiety! I’m a 29-year-old woman. My boyfriend of a year is a wonderful guy. I’ve always been a jealous person — very insecure about whether a guy really cares