There’s being cuddly at the supermarket, and then there’s being cuddly in a way that says, “We usually do this with whipped cream.”

I dress like a tomboy: jeans, T-shirts, hoodies, and work boots. My boyfriend of a year wants me to wear skirts and dresses more often. Nothing trashy. Just not my usual tomboy wear. This weekend, I wore a sundress to brunch. It made him so happy, and he kept telling me how beautiful I looked….

Yesterday, on the phone with my boyfriend, I had to ask him to repeat something he’d just said because I’d become briefly mesmerized by a big fern shimmying in the breeze. No, sadly, I wasn’t all “Sorry, I missed that bit because my couch caught fire.” The man was competing for my attention with a plant.

There are many people who cross ethical lines at work, but most of them just do it by taking home Post-its or a stapler.

There’s that saying, “You are what you eat.” Apparently, your girlfriend ate a supermodel.

Welcome to Moral High Ground, population: you. Wow, so that’s your real weight on your driver’s license?

Being compatible with somebody doesn’t mean you’re like them in all ways.